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and your wife was right there.
and I left her at the police station.
What's wrong with Sophia?
I guess I'll just bend over-- probably the best way.
He told you about that?
Thank you.
You are just ridiculous.
She hit on your dad.
Night.
I know.
really comfortable with each other.
And you know what, I'll tell you this.
Really? What happened?
You're lucky I didn't black out a tooth.
Better, yeah. We both fell asleep.
That's, uh, that's me, ridiculous. Okay.
What stock boy? Brian?
(chuckles): Oh.
if you think there's still video stores,
Look, I just wanted to say how awesome Sophia is.
What is that supposed to mean?
The first night is opera, the second night is ballet,
See you tomorrow.
can maximize your life's potential.
Listen, I-I watched this Oprah thing
Not a bad move, actually.
I'm gonna start pulling hair.
And I know you had a conversation
I'm telling you, this girl is well on her way to killing you
I'm the cute one you're not gonna be able to say no to.
Special sauce, Andi! Our special sauce!
What? We're not ballet people.
What's wrong? Alpha silver fox is being hunted!