Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ugh. I wanted to show her...
It's starting.
Oh, I did. And what I learned is,
Our special what?
By the way,
I drew a mustache on my own wife like she was a drinking buddy.
You're right.
Did you hear that?
(giggles)
If I tell you a girl is making moves on me,
All the ladies love Adam.
Is there any way I could catch a ride home?
She is gonna pay for this.
but it's $17, and if I go, I'm not coming back.
Now, does this special sauce work
I used to be a porch light for every moth in town.
Tiffany from school said it was offensively boring.
I'm asking for a friend.
there is no boundary strong enough to protect her
from babysitters since... I was babysat.
I'm gonna roll the dice on that one.
But when you're a ghost floating over the bed,
All righty, here you go.