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You think that's what an apology is?
The inspector, of course, is smart, decisive,
Uh, since registration day, 2009.
What?
I thought I was representing the sisterhood.
Well, they weren't on the top of my list, but sure.
I'm here to hang out, take weird classes,
- All right, you stay back. - Watch it, Star-Burns.
and his naive, obedient lapdog.
Did you see him smiling at you?
- What? - What?
that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
Don't do what you always do, Abed.
It's hard making something perfect, but it's worth it.
- Troy Barnes. - Vice Dean Laybourne.
I guess I pissed her off somehow.
Microphones hidden in lipstick. Lipstick hidden in microphones.
It was my idea to put one there.
with the curly fingernails.
That makes me a dick forever.
- Oh, my God. - Subway, I love you!
to deserve me disregarding you entirely.
- Leonard, what are you doing? - Abed's fort needs pillows.
about a dead chick to hurt you like you hurt me.
For me to destroy my pillow fort so you could set your record?
Why do I always have to be your Reggie?
This is getting out of bounds for me.
It's not a blowoff class, Jeff.
- What's going on here? - Abed won't tear down his fort.
And I just want to... thank you for your note
but if I were, I'd be the super classy kind
You're a weapon designed for sex.
You're a, uh, progressive woman
Put this school on the map.
I'm lying on campus furniture, so no.
We are still more than 2,000 square feet shy of the record.