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[phone ringing]
Pastor Jeff is out sick,
Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
[coughing]: Never better.
for a couple of young newlyweds.
James Gilford is 990 years old
[groaning]
You're staying?
The other night I had bingo for five moves, didn't even know it.
Okay, well, sorry. Coroner's on his way.
Oh, um, and if there's anyone who's able
for your approval. And I wanted to ask about
Ooh.
your math emergency?
GILFORD: It's open.
I've got hands.
Why? So you'll look like some kind of Good Samaritan?
Do you and your colleagues make each other
You get that test problem sorted out?
I can't. The Walker couple is coming in for counseling.
STURGIS: Hello?
And after you got married,
I'm old, I'm alone, I'm gonna die soon.
Well, if he's wrong, then teach him to be right
Well, um, we're having trouble in the, you know...
A younger me would've seen it.
Well, I don't want to hear that.
♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
Women don't preach in our church.