Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I'm not gonna let some ruco who's never been laid

Just speak your sins.

- Alright, then, I got you, mijo.

- Hey, Luis, you wanna be Aiden's nino?

She's a virgin. She needs to watch and learn.

because she had a big forehead and I called her Forhedda,

Sorry that I borrowed money from you.

the devil made me do all the shit that I did.

You know, this one fool told me that

I'm sorry to my homie Spider.

But once I realized that it was the devil's fault,

Let's get our own place with a big-ass bed and a huge-ass toilet.

'Cause I actually remember I was gonna shoot you in the leg,

[all gasp] - Luis!

to tell you that, uh,

JOHNNY: That's some bullshit.

to be your madrina, okay?

You got something you wanna say to me?

and now you've put it in my son's head too?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

- Wait, you don't believe? ROCIO: Ew, no.

I was just like you.

It looks like I'd be the manager of Circuit City.

sorry that I slept with your wife.

- In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

that I'm sorry--

So I just wanna say to you...

- What does she do to you?

but then at the last second I thought, "Ah, fuck it.

I'm just trying to get this over with.

And that's not gonna undo what you did.

I know that shit can be hard.

But you know what, my boy?