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it's like, man, get over that shit.
- We are all animals, my lady.
- No mames. Fuck off.
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it was also wrong.
I'm actually gonna go see them later.
you know, I missed a lot of church growing up
You need to take this shot with me and chill out.
I'm worried about little dude Aiden over there.
Everyone here thinks I'm an asshole.
- They called me dick girl for a whole year.
She's mean to your tío Julio.
- You sure you wanna sit next to your abuser?
You just got fired, bitch.
LUIS: No, they're not.
♪ theme music playing ♪
I wanted to tell you that shit that I did to you,
- I make fart noises with my armpit during school
MAGGIE: This bed is so tiny.
The devil did us both dirty.
What happened, homey, you got a set of twins in there or what?
Can we do a confession like right now?
- Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Nah, this feels good.
JULIO: Oh, shit. [Maggie panting]
MICHAEL: Oh, jeez. Jeez! Oh, jeez!
But my advice is, you know, keep your feria in a safe.
So, you got that going for ya.
That wasn't right, big dawg.
to keep your little whore mouth shut about it?
- She does?
and all the homeys was like, Damn, my boy has to go," and I say, "Yeah."
- Hey. Congratulations.
- What? - It was a joke.
- Hey. ANA and MAGGIE: Oh.
LUIS: Hey, homey, don't tell this fool anything else.