Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had a crush on La Virgen de Guadalupe.
He's just up here.
the devil made me do it?
- Well, it's kinda hard for me to say.
- Fine. I'm sorry, Mags, you're fired.
LUIS: Nah, I jacked it from Julio.
I'm gonna be the best godfather that little fool's ever had.
- Dude, maybe I wouldn't hang with your family so much
Oh, my God! JULIO: Right there.
- Is that why you look so old?
Who knows how long we're gonna be together this time?
and for making fun of you
Most are too afraid to see it.
- Wait. You're gonna break it. What are you trying to do?
when it was actually me who farted.
I wanna move in with you,
To my tío Eugenio,
- Ah! El jefe de Julio. MINISTER PAYNE: Julio's boss.
LUIS: I know.
And if you let her be your godmother, she might start hitting you too.
What do you want me to do, some Hail Marys or something?
- Okay, just tell your mom you don't want your tía Maggie
Cabrón.
- Let's forget about the devil right now.
So I guess you're pretty excited to have your tía Maggie as your godmother, huh?
Until you cut the fucking umbilical cord and move out of your mom's house,
- Hey. Gracias, padre.
You know, the devil probably got pissed
LUIS: Hey, I like your necklace. - Oh, thank you.
- I love it.
as long as I don't talk to her for the rest of the day.