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It's just your mind.
It's been a long-ass time.
Your tía Maggie, she's bad.
- Fuckin' nasty, dude.
A grown-ass man should not be sleeping
that I deeply regret shooting you in the ass.
- See?
[Maggie chuckles]
No, no.
You make choices, you often live to regret those choices.
With a godfather like you,
PRIEST: ...palabra de Dios. [bell rings]
that's just how it's gonna be.
[snoring] [priest speaking Spanish]
♪ ominous music playing ♪
LUIS: Oh, you know, I think I'm just confused 'cause,
- Alleged sins, homey.
No wonder why people give you all their money.
- Hey, Maggie, I talked to Rocio
- I can't believe you told Aiden I hit you.
- Ay, see you in there.
- No, I'm not doing that shit anymore.
- All you need to do is confess your sins to God
I was also one of the fools that called you that.
I'm sorry for robbing you
You're kinda being a dick right now, Johnny.
- Okay.
- And how many times have I told you
I'm sorry that whenever we played, I always socked you in your face.
- Maggie, I said I was sorry.
Alright? We're done here.
- Nah, homey, I'm pretty sure it was me.
but now I realize that even though it was super funny,
♪
ALL: No!
- Get it, get it, father. - It won't fit.
All that stuff is in your head.