Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Just fuckin' say yes, goddamn it. - Alright. Yes, I'll do it.
'cause God's winning Aiden over, so that red fool, you know--
- No. Fuck that.
Lo siento, primo.
- Ah.
- Oh, no, the devil is real.
But you don't owe me an apology.
- [gasps] I don't wanna be the godmother.
- You do hit me.
So now I'm thinking that, like--
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- So the amends aren't going well?
- Ye-yeah, mijo, we'd love it.
- Let it go. - No, no, I'll show you right now.
Why do you even care about being godmother so much?
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To my cousin Miguel,
Like Pepperoni Tits.
You're just gonna let the devil off the hook like that?
Wait. Do you believe? - Of course not.
Luckily, I confessed to God, and that fool forgave me.
CONGREGATION: Amen.
What up, Myra? [whistles]
Which one is Aiden again? - Good for you.
Your boy put it down on these streets.
It's been a week already. ESPERANZA: Shh.
COUSIN JOHNNY: Damn.
- Nope. I got my first boner at church.
Just like me.
- The sacrament of penance is one that must be taken privately.
- You know what, Julio? You're fired as padrino.
to get out of trouble, and then you never back it up.
My primo Johnny,
And furthermore, you're gonna victim blame a little boy