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You know what? That's my... What?
-No, um-- -My husband,
I think money.
-Okay. Yes. -Go.
two, three things on my mind. All right?
[sighs] Oh, my God.
Darcy, move her down to 3 a.m.
and the Tandy-Fit Booty Blasters. Do me a favor--
of course, I would not do anything that would take me away
-Oh, man. -Um, who's calling?
I'm here! So sorry I'm late.
But don't talk to me if I look busy,
We're gonna start you Monday, 5 a.m.,
But I guess I've got a couple of,
Should we pause for more book reports, or should we continue?
Mmm. I wish y'all could smell this cake.
-Got it. No mamas, okay. -Wh-What about your daughters?
Why not you?
I-I'm really good at this. Okay, look.
you know, a really good friend who, um,
And that it is just freaking rad to get to see, um,
[Jackie] Actually, I've been using
Sorry. [laughs]
Can I just ask why I got taken off Janeane by Janeane?
-[chuckles] -Oh.
-And I'm-I'm happy to be here. -[laughing]
Just look. Okay, so, um,
I never even wanted to work there, you know?
-I'm sorry? -Turkey Tots.
Okay. [clears throat]
This is a fragrant pillow mist...
Okay, so should I just go back to my--
Okay. I accept your apology.
So, you know, I-I'm just so sorry for...
Don't apologize. Stop apologizing.
-I'm doing my best. -Jesus, what is wrong with you?
And why shouldn't they?
Oh! [laughs] That's Papa's chair.
-Keep talking. -[Joanna] Like this beautiful
-No. -...that you honestly just need
You are gonna be so great tomorrow.
What about you? What are you up to, queen?
No, not at all. It-it's, like, in-insane
This isn't a fucking Sunglass Hut!
What's the matter? Are you okay?
I love it!
You fucked me.
No, there's meat on there.
Wow.
[sighs] Patricia,
Oh, my God! I got it!
I'm a Georgia boy, born and bred.
[sniffles]