Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"I act like I don't care, but I secretly do."
Finally! All that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy.
-Haven't seen any others. -Wow!
[breathes heavily]
No! [grunts]
Huh! Let's get this over with.
You'll have to work for it.
I thought I was meant for something special.
that Owlbert drags over from your side of the realm.
Perhaps I hath.
This place is nothing like I imagined.
Your quest will soon come to an end,
Where?
King, I'm sorry.
Big story, awesome. Anyway, your food is gone and we are, too.
That's it. You may cross the bridge.
I'm sure.
The Celestial Staff should've picked me,
[yawns]
Remember, never befriend a man in sandals
Good morning, terrifying fantasy world.
Hello, girls. Wanna enjoy my butt?
[inhales] My first mythical quest. Ha!
-[snaps fingers] -...the Owl House.
[slurps]
But it's not real.