Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We can’t come to a fucking bedroom at 9 I’m in the morning with hammers and shit

I play cards with L-T Bennett, chief of pop-leece,

Don't say nothing about our little spat to your momma, now.

you... you need to know it's not going to be easy.

When you leave outta here tonight,

Ben “it ain’t got no precedex in it”

- That's ridiculous. - Amen, Johnson.

Mister , don’t you never swear in front of that man. You understand me

- I'm gonna kill you deader than a doornail. - That might be better than this.

I like the way you talk.

Yes, ma'am. I'm right sure of it.

They didn't too much want me up there in the house with the rest of 'em.

I wanna go ta Iowa. Mmm.

I bet he don't.

Play a game or something. Vaughan, you ready to go?

and make a bunch of racket out on the patio.

I just wanted to stop by and... give y'all some little piece of happiness today.

- You got any quarterback this year? - Pretty good.

IT AIN'T GOT NO GAS IN IT....

Doyle is a fucking monster Doyle is a monster

fullstax complaint

Sure, honey. You sleep with your momma tonight.

Popopopopopo with old spice

What the fuck are you doing up in the middle of the night?

Well, I'll see you later. Oh, if you see Frank, tell him to come on back home.

Well, this is him, the one I was telling you about on the phone.

- Can he talk? - Oh, yeah.

then you're gonna learn to live by my rules.

Wait Mel Tillis will vomit

wherever we went, he'd find us.

and I figured you was in there fooling around. Mm-hm.

Look out!!!! It's a squirrel....

It aient got no diesel in it It aient got no diesel in it

Not funny ha ha Funny queer

Doyle is a Munster

Karl, there's a blanket up in under that cot

I will fucking yell at you If you get a motherfucking frappucino

instead of just throwing it over to me.

Yeah. I got a new tune.

then I'm gonna get up and leave outta here.

We sure like having you.

You wanna play ball with us?

Went to school off and on from time to time.

I stay nervous all the time, just about.

When I hear my Gen Alpha son saying Skibidi toilet too much

The star wars franchise

and I rolled down the window, see, by electric power.

Well, Karl, looks like you got plenty of blankets and things.

That boy, Frank,

How far are you going with them sacks full of wash?

OK, but you don't have to.

I will get rid of you if you talk to me again

When yer a few beers in and someone mentions selling a home without Jimmy

What you got in there that's good to eat?

You think I'm scared for you to stay here?

Goddamnit, Scooter, come on. Let's go.

# I could not see #

We don’t need no fuckin’ pretzels, foiles!

I thought I told you to get outta here, leave me alone.

and lo and behold, someone says some shit to someone or another.

You know why I want you to play ball with me?

I know whats wrong with it It ain't got no gas in it.

This is my house, and I'll say who stays and who goes.

So take my Thread, you arking bosworth

- I know Albert. We're friends. - No, I heard you's more than friends.

Karl, now, listen.

Will Mel Tillis will vomit

By the way. Cruella de Vil got mad at Ariel

You got any money?

This'll help, I believe.

Po po po po power with Alex is a stupid bearglove

I don't like potted meat.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Call up a fucking preacher, goddamnit! We can't baptize you.

So I took it upon myself to take her away from John Legit Hunter,

Linda, go to bed and take snot nose here with ya.

Besides, Gabe here's liable to bust a spring. He's already off balance.

She says it's for the times when he's good to her.

You done fixed it. Well, I'll just be damned.

- It's raunchy. - He does make some funny noises.

Anyhow, they seen fit to put me in here, and here I've been for a great long while.

Karl, you know when I told you Daddy got hit by a train?

So you were out in the world, huh?

he lives inside of his own heart.

Well, whoever you are, you need to try to talk some sense into him.

What ever happened to that old Diddler anyway ?

Weimers School board career..... it aint got no gas in it

Ain't anybody gonna come and get me?

Now, uh, he was a little slow, But not so's as around here you'd notice.

Coffee kinda make me nervous when I drink it.

Frankie, get some more salad.

Dots look good on paper.

- It's just about 20 miles from here. - Will he be supervised?

I know he does.

My mother and father, they made it come out too early some way or another.

But I don't reckon there's no need for it

Now... on the third day,

We Ain't Got No Fuckin Microphone

let her and that Frank stay over here with you tonight.

We don't need to fucking practice Ashley!!

I'd better tell Bill goodbye and head on back.

Biscuits and Mustard....

There was a boy. We made friends.

Well, how about you, Karl? You want to stay here?

I Play Cards With VP Petermann. So kiss my ass you ol’ bastard.

Hey, is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that?

Aw, I don't want to. Me and Karl's got things we need to do.

But I reckon what you is a-wantin' to know is how come me to kill somebody,

He ain't no account, if he's mean to you and your momma.

Well, sure, OK. Has... has... He hasn't hurt them, has he?

I don’t reckon I’ve got no reason to kill nobody. ‘Sept you.

- Yes, ma'am. - Is Karl here?

I Threw Doyle Redman With A Medicine Blade

without any clothes on.

Me and the boys are gonna go down to the county line. We're out of liquor and beer.

Ain’t that sweet. What am I gonna do about supper While your out running around with that fag

Get the f@ck out!

Oh, that's OK. It's not really my business.

All right, then.

IT AINT GOT NO DOORS ON IT

Better go get your things.

I don't know if y'all realize the pressure a man like me's got on him.

I'm just not up for it. They always stay till morning. I'm just give out, Doyle.

one, two, three, four.

in the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

I got a feeling today.

Your momma's friend.

You mean, like, sexually?!?

Frank, don't talk that way.

Somebody told me it's where he can have more girlfriends.

What the fuck do you think he's doing with that hammer?

But that washcloth I put in her mouth,

Karl, you know what?

I'd lay my hand on the Bible and say the same thing. Mm-hm.

This here's my house.

Daddy, can I be excused to go to bed?

- and pick up something for lunchtime. - Oh, well, I can go.

Yeah, well, you might oughta want to find out.

And there before me lay this thin,

Can I help you, sir?

Ya got an hefewezien for sale in there Ya got an hefewezien for sale in there

In fact, she was more like the picture I had in my mind than any woman I'd ever seen.

- No, you play through it on a gig. - Did you like that, Vaughan?