Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It’s not gonna fly today Ain’t got no gas in it!

Frostee Shakes, Creamy Bars.

There's these two fellas.

Well, I'm glad of it you was borned.

- Well, are you well? - I reckon I feel all right.

No, I don't. No, I don't.

and that we could...

and coming into the damn bedroom at four in the morning carrying hammers and shit.

Your momma neither.

Not Eric Church will vomit

Yes, sir. Well, I darn near made me a touchdown.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

and the world'll be shut of you.

So I produce the 25 dollars and she sticks it down into her shoe and pulls up her skirt.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hide that between your legs for me, will you?

Will somebody get the kid a Fred flintstone costume?!

I thought I told you to get out of here and vomit on your guitar

Mr. Woolridge, he got me hired on to work for Bill Cox's outfit. Mm-hm.

I'll whip the dogsh!t outta you, Vaughn

There's a truck out front says Doyle Hargraves Construction on it.

This ain't right, Doyle. There is something wrong with you.

Money and rape - that's your trade.

I know you could've scored that touchdown by yourself

I stay on my feet all the time at work.

Oh, no, I don't think so. It's late. I-I have to work tomorrow.

Tell me something. What are you thinking right now?

I'm gonna go home and sober up.

The effect I seem to have on some men

That boy, he's my friend.

Can't nobody stop that.

He's got it out for you tonight. I got me a feeling, too.

Oh. How about before that?

Karl, what in the world are you doing here?

I always get nervous when I hear that doorbell.

you tried suicide,

Like I said, if you get nervous about it, I'll understand.

We ain't got no Fuckin Microphone

Where did a musician puke On Hollywood blvd

Popopopopopo with old spice

Karl, they say you're a whiz on fixing lawn mowers and things.

I would ban Steven’s guitar

My mother and father didn't want him.

To those who said they would leave America if trump won...

- What's your last name? - Childers.

But for a breath of a fresh kill

You need to think about good thoughts while you're still a boy.

In a few minutes, we're gonna be in a room with a killer. That doesn't bother you?

- Yes, sir, I did. - Who did you kill?

so when you go in there, he won't be indoors.

If you get a Krispy Kreme doughnut I’m gonna go out of my mind

Linda, go to bed, and take little snot nose here with you.

Karl, it's minimum wage, and there ain't nothing back there

How do you know?

which ain't easy for me -

Come on, sit down.

Since I didn't bring nothing for you on our date last night,

If it was up to me, you could come back here and stay if you wanted to.

You know, I was thinking. There's this girl that works with me.

Ya got any hefeweizens for sale in there

You're strong, though. You just threw it over to me

You bunch of freaks I hope you have fun

He’s a modern day poet

Not funny haha Not funny haha

I taken the little fella and put him in the box,

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

I have a boyfriend now, you know, and we're pretty serious. He gave me a ring.

If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna go outta my mind.

Yeah. What are you doing by here?

I aim to vomit with it

When your KTM has spark but still doesn't start

He's got a key here to come and go as he pleases.

- Good to meet you, Scooter. - How about you?

He wouldn't care then.

Hey! Goddamn you, Frankie.

I care for you a good deal.

This fuel economy got your car being like: It ain't got no gas in it.

I ain't a-stayin'. I need to ask you for a favor.

I don't reckon I thought about it too much.

But, you see, you and I are a lot alike, as strange as that may seem.

Took me four years to read the Bible.

Nathan standing. Brock sitting.

- Well, it smells kinda funny. - It's a little loud.

When your 2018 KTM 250 XC has spark but still doesn't start

Ma'am, I really wanna give them to Karen.

I spent up some of it a-ridin' on the bus and eating French-fried potatoes. Mm-hm.

instead of putting me in jail.

All right, then.

# Is bent and broken #

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

I'd rather not have stole. I could take those home with me.

Frank, why don't you go off and play in your room if Doyle's gonna talk nasty?

who's filling in for veronica smith? veronica jenkins.

You're welcome to keep on staying here. It's working out real good.

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in a small town like this.

I just feel sorry for the poor thing.

How much ye want for 'em?

So then the old man says, At my age, I'd rather have the talking frog.

You Might Want To Send A Ambulance Or A Hearse...

My daddy would kill him if he was still here and somebody was mean to Momma.

Yeah, I thought about that. I guess it doesn't make any sense to move him now.

Well, you wanna go with me?

Don't you say nothing about that boy.

Karl, why don't you and Melinda go take a walk? It's nice out.

I heard it a-cryin' a little through that box.

I borrowed one of your books. You ain't mad, are you?

- Don't do that, Linda. - I'm calling the police!

That's a awful big place to live in.

Come to find out I don't reckon my mother minded what Jesse was a-doin' to her.

Eric church will vomit

Mustard Mmmhumm

I'm hurting Linda Classic

In some circles, this is considered a piece of automotive art.

Come here, you little prick. Come here, you fucking prick!

I don't know whether or not that's enough for your newspaper or not. Mm-hm.

I ain't never used no hatchet that I remember. Mm-hm.

Would you like some coffee?

Where's Randy and them?

When did a musician puke On Hollywood Blvd

- Thank you. - Oh, it's all right.

Did live up there in the state hospital.

I wish he liked to go with women.

well, asshole-ish, I guess would be the word.

I'm hurting Linda

I'm Marsha Dwiggins and this is Theresa Evans.

I love me some Cooper!!!!

# For the fog in my eyes #

There's your girlfriend.

How come her to still be girlfriend an' all with him if he mean to her?

is to talk to you about something that's on my mind.

You don't seem like you'd kill nobody.

I washed her, 'cause she wasn't too clean, you know?

Get out there and get your **** and get out !!!

Who's That Ladies, Sexy Ladies

'cause there was a noise and something moving around in it.

When they ask you how your doing at work!!

Who the hell could eat with him making all that goddamn racket in his throat?

That makes me feel real sad.

When you get off this evening, you need to go buy some toothpaste

You think it's really got peckers in there, cut up?

That kind of makes me horny, Linda.

Pleased to meet you.

- You didn't wanna go anywhere, did you? - I don't reckon.

and closing up shop early. Mm-hm.