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Hey
I thought you said he's coming over here for something.
Well, I reckon I would.
Melody and tune - that's your trade, Terence.
I just can't find shoes that's comfortable.
- All right. Hey, get some extra gravy. - OK.
# In the eyes of the maker #
I reckon what you is wanting to know is what I'm a-doin' in here.
Sorry, I wasn't thinking.
Where'd you get them flowers?
My father was a hardworking man most of his life.
That was a good lateral, man.
Talking back and everything, aren't you?
John Gaudio
What's all them books?
Jesus!
I don't... I don't mean physically, or even mentally, really,
And she'll give us anything we want her to. Candy or something.
Looks nice How mush ya one fur em ?
I held in place with a real fat piece of duct tape,
Come on, Karl.
We've had hard lives, too, Momma.
SO TRUE
What you doing, boy?
I remember that real well. He cut those folks to pieces, his momma was one of 'em.
I like your garage.
It’s a little ol White House, on the corner of vine street n some other street.
Sure you're gonna be OK staying with that woman and her boy?
Thanks.
I think he's going back to Millsberg, where he's from.
Come on, Morris, you fucking genius, get the fuck up and get the fuck outta here,
I don't know how to go about it. Mm-hm.
Do you understand how important that is to the world, Frankie?
Yes, sir.
If I'm gonna throw my life away doing what I want to come live with y'all,
You take care of that boy.
I understand Jerry's gonna take you someplace else tomorrow.
'cause I belong to my daddy instead of him.
but why don't you stop Doyle when he's being thataway?
i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it
They say they're setting me free today.
Was your folks well off?
When Thanksgivings over and people are leaving you place fast enough
It's supposed to be like an article or a story, something like that, isn't that right?
But I'll catch you next week with that 327.
Aw, come on. You'll like her. She's real nice.
- Get away from us! - Goddamnit!
I hit him two good whacks with it.
Mister, don’t you never swear in front of that man. You understand me
Probably wants to go back and live in Mr. Cox's shop.
You're older than him. You're strong, too.
When you find out you’re going to be at station 28 for 24 Hrs
When they ask how the berm was!!
Momma's real good, but I wish I had both of 'em.
# In the hands of the maker #
'cause I don't have any money. Well, Momma and me, I mean.
That was just like the wishbone.
- I know. - Can we get some candy and pop?
And I wanted you to meet Karl. He's my new friend,
SOME FOLKS CALL IT ATMOSPHERICS, I CALL IT SOUND ART
These days I figure it was probably best
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I believe one fella come from Arkansas.
If you don't get that Bluetooth out of your ear I’m gonna go out of my mind
- Hey! You get the fuck out now! - Leave!
God without imagination IT AIN"T GOT NO GAS IN IT
while you're out running around with that fag?
I love my big boy Cooper!
Oh, I don't know if I told you,
"NOW, UH, HE WAS A LITTLE SLOW." "BUT NOT SO'S AS AROUND HERE YOU'D NOTICE."
# Standing there #
Well, me and the Burnett twins and some boys play
So I taken the Kaiser blade,
You wanna be on teams, me and you?
If you don't get that God damn Bluetooth outta your ear... Im'a go outta my mind
I don't reckon that you have to go with women to be a good daddy to a boy.
Does everybody like the food?
He... I don't think he'd ever hurt anybody.
Yeah, I'll bet you did.
Kenny Rogers will vomit
We don't need to ucking practice, Chip
and finally I realized through a lot of therapy
Don't be a pussy, Vaughan. We all gotta work tomorrow.
That's the way I see it. Mm-hm.
Yes, I recollect that.
Come on, Frankie.
OK. Well, then, I'll come by Mr. Cox's and pick you up around noon, all right?
Karl, I don't believe I hit you, did I?
I ain't heard one of 'em. Y'all just talk.
down at the planer mill for an old man named Dixon.
I just wanted to give y'all some little piece of happiness today.
I'm gay.
What are you doing with that damn hammer?
Besides, we have a garden full of flowers.
Good to see you, man. It's been a long time.
I’M A WORDSMITH
So Take My Thread, you evil buckaroo
Alright you can kiss my ass
then i go ... you know whatever
No, this here's a Frostee Cream. We don't serve biscuits.
Different ones. One of 'em's the Bible. Mm-hm.
He runs the place. Says that you can work here and stay out back.
Are you sure you can drive? You've really had a lot of alcohol.
Killed her.
Hammer
I would ban Declan Livingston’s guitar
I know what it is..
And wwherever! Go
….
If you get two frappucinos I’m gonna go out of my mind
You'll be dead soon enough,
who's filling in for samuel gordon? louis gordon.
Karl, see if you can figure out what's wrong with this thing.
Didn't you go to sleep at all, Karl?
Well,
No, ma'am.
My daddy wouldn't let him do that to me and Momma.
one of 'em's on how to be a carpenter.
Hi, Karl, I'm on my lunch break.
What?
Hannah Montana
I LIKE THE WAY YOU EAT
# In the distance I saw light #
I'd rather him get tired of me and leave me, then he wouldn't wanna hurt me.
Yeah, everything's gonna be all right, boy.
Unfortunately, there are certain parts of my life I have to keep private.
and in obedience under his command,
Was it the boy?
Reckon what kind of a feeling?
Quite a spell, I reckon.
- Well, I'll see you later. - All right, then.
Scooter, did I tell you the one about the two old boys pissing off the bridge?
It sounds like a racecar motor idling. It makes me not be nervous.
What in the hell you doing with that lawn mower blade?
I reckon that didn't quite satisfy me.
Happy Birthday Dwight
It wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless.
It was raining so hard, we couldn't see the road.
Doyle's invited his music-playing buddies over to get liquored up, pick fights
# Like the night #
I love your momma.
- You know they would. - Please, now, not tonight.
You know what I got a craving for? Some of that chicken champ!
Why not? It died?
Leaving his soul...
I'd love to show them that damn Karl. They'd get a kick out of him.
Yep. Gonna form our asses off.
I would ban Cliff Davidson’s guitar