Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not unlike Gary Brooker of the Procol Harum.

but he doesn't want you to ask him anything.

I've studied on killing you.

You're not crippled. Get in there and make something.

All right, I'm a witness. I heard you threaten her.

Now, I... I can't promise you that he'll hire you.

Now, uh, he was a little slow, But not so's around here you'd notice

Aint got no gas in it

Mustard's good on 'em to me.

- Why do you carry them around with you? - I ain't got no place to set 'em down.

I can't go there now. I'll see you later.

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.

I don't see how you can eat all that stuff, with them insides it's made out of.

Hey Kenny Rogers will vomit

- I didn't aim to. - You wanna sit down?

Did you check them points?

And I don't mean to be so damned...

See, Frank here needs all the friends he can get.

There ain't no sense in you staying in that old greasy shop.

I've slept in a good bed for a great long while.

I've learned to read some.

- Bill, I'll see you. - OK. Stop back by.

- What do you want, hon? - I wanna be baptized.

Im hurting Amanda

I ain't saying it's right. I'm just telling you it's the damn truth.

Defunded...? Ok

Just digging. I ain't ever gonna be happy now.

One fella says that the water's cold.

# I stand with arms wide open #

so now I gotta deal with that.

and some cleaning up supplies to have back there.

just kinda staring at the wall,

Can't you see I'm trying to relax?

The French fries are pretty good.

You think it's safe to let him around that guy?

Yes, ma'am, I reckon.

Did you have any brothers and sisters, growing up, to play with?

OK. I give you my word on it.

- You off of work? - Yes, sir.

Also, Melinda, please don't tell anyone at the store

I ain't got no boy.

They used to come out, one or the other of 'em,

Reckon what do you like to eat in there?

See, I come up with the good tunes, or melodies as we call 'em,

Karl, what are you doing here? You want to come in?

Now, there's one more thing. The way we lock these doors, you can't get out at night.

When the fuel economy is so bad, Your car be like:

I got a momma. She's at work over at Hoochy's Dollar Store.

I bet I know. You want a whole bunch of candy and a pop, right?

Jerry, why didn't you give him Bubba's room? His sister's is a little girly, isn't it?

Get the fuck out!

He don't look much like he would.

They let you out so you can do as you please.

You need to vomit but it’s not gonna be easy

I ain't got nothing but them books.

Jongo? He’s not funny ha-ha… Funny queer, mnn hmm.

When you go to any DMV in Georgia

I just make like to myself that she loves me.

Star Wars... It Aint' Got No Gas In It

- Huh? - No, sir.

I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards,

that was comfortable for both she and I.

Well, yeah, it's for the school newspaper, but it has pictures.

just how retarded are you?

if I spent a lot more time over here,

You’re a tunesmith

I get real mean when my feet hurt.

I know better, though,

You know what I got a craving for? Some of that Chicken Champ.

What Happened to David Louie Diddler Anyways?

Didn't treat his employees very well. Didn't pay 'em too much of a wage.

I got some of that potted meat and soda crackers left over, if you want some.

You ain't drunk driving, are you, Doyle?

A Mercury is a real good car.

Never mind the man who contemplates

I can’t so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture

If I ain't too stoved up.

It's Sunday. You go on back to bed, now.

- He's a nut, ain't he? - Isn't, Bubba. Don't say ain't.

I Play Cards With The Chief of Police

My mother's dead. My daddy, he's supposed to be around still.

Now, here's the thing. He'll only talk to you,

Who's that strange-looking man behind you? Did he follow you in here?

Or a hearse, if you're going to kill me.

The time has to be right, that's all.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

Oh no. Cruella de Vil got mad at Ariel

Of course, Scooter's about as shiftless as one poor son of a bitch can be.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Just don't tell her folks that I'm here.

We don't need to groffing practice Chip

They're always talking about it.

Other fella said the water's deep.

- When are we gonna eat? - Hang on.

It ain't the truth. He shot himself with a shotgun on purpose.

kept all her complaining down to a minimum.

Well, sit down. I'll make you some biscuits and gravy.

Watership Down (1978)

# I'm a stranger #

But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things. if you want lizzie mcguire's feet you're going to shut the fuck up and quit hating on the videos

I figured I'd play ball with you.

we're gonna get some shit straight.

You threw it in the trash barrel?

Before that I was thinking

Well, what would you like?

if you get two frappucinos i'm gonna go out of my mind

# I have seen #

He threatened to kill her if she ever left him.

Everything's bothering me. I'm hurting, Linda.

That's why him and me is the songwriting team of our group.

about why you ain't allowed at the First Baptist Church no more.

I like the way you talk

I'll have to tell him about your history.

Thank you. It's name's A Christmas Carol.

We can’t come to a fucking bedroom at 9:20 in the morning with hammers and shit

You been sitting there like that all night?

# I'm not a stranger #

Linda, go out there in the garage and get my guitar.

Besides, Gabe here's liable to bust a spring. He's already off balance.

So what's in your bag?

and emptied out the screwdrivers and washers and nuts and things out of it.

But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things. And Slapping My nuts watch this and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Yeah, that'll be fine. Karl, I'm gonna go out to the car and get your books.

Tugboater finding out it's time to go home

You light him up in his eyes,

They wanna ask you some questions about your release.

but you're sitting in a crew-cab dually pickup.

All I want you to promise me...

Yeah, they sell a little bit of everything.

I don't think that's right.

GET THE FUCK OUT

They turned me loose from the nervous hospital Said I'se well

- How about you, Jerry? - How are you, Bill?

You got no business to run. You don't even have to have a job.

I thought you might like to have 'em.

She didn't want to have nothing to do with me in front of people,

I'll tell you what we need. We need some paying gigs.

Yeah. Different kinds.