Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jeff Bailey's boy, you know him. Got a good arm, a little slow.

That second 'un just plumb near cut his head in two.

This is her decision, not yours. If I let it go on, it's 'cause she asked me, not you.

who did not deserve her, you know?

Upon his profession of faith in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,

Not that you two afflicted son of a bitches would know anything about this,

she gave 'em to me for walking with her.

I guess. He went to the garage.

- I don't wanna go play in my room. - He don't wanna play in his room, baby.

He don't like me at all. Momma says it's 'cause he's jealous,

My mother, she jumped up from there and started hollerin':

What i tell Roy when he gets on to me for leaving my keys inthe car (again)

Fine with me. If he steals anything, I'm gonna take it out of your pocket anyway.

I just seen RED

I can't explain what goes on.

But since you do exist,

- I don't get it. - Well, I rest my case.

They turned me loose from the state hospital. Mm-hm.

Leaving his soul parting the waters

I Threw Faron Willerman With A Medicine Blade

Goddamnit, I wanna talk to him.

You know what, by God?

Doyle wouldn't really kill you, would he?

So take my Thread, you old matador

Always remember Scro

- Biscuits and gravy. - It'll kill you.

- We got a lot of other stuff, though. - What you got in there that's good to eat?

I don't reckon I know nobody named Jerry.

I’M A WORDSMITH

you got any mokume for sale in there

- Signs? - Homicidal signs.

I mean, I was never bent that way. I was bent the other way, you know.

Call D-lo I'm going to get the Rollers together

He's a regular whiz. It's all he's done since he was a kid.

I wanted to bring you some flowers. They're pretty good ones.

Linda and Frank are very important to me.

Fact of business, don't you say another word to me.

I can't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it.

Good job, Karl. We got a touchdown.

He's been in the state hospital a long time. There must be something wrong with him.

All right, then.

Wait Jodi benson will vomit

Really, what I come over here to do was apologize -

And do what a regular kid does.

Get out of my house

so you have some walking-around money.

Mustard and biscuits

Karl can stay if he wants to. Momma said...

- Sure thing. Go ahead. - Come on.

And wwhatever! Do

You know Pam Tillis will vomit

Hon, you can't just go in there.

You know, Karl, I got to thinking about it last night,

He says you make him feel calm.

who's filling in for marie zwart? julie-marie carresco.

LRPD POLYGRAPHER INTERVIEW SCENARIO TEST IT AIN’T GOT NO GAS IN IT

- The food sure is good. - Mm-hm.

Did Vaughan go home?

You gotta make something explode to truly understand it.

That's why I think I'm so fond of you.

But Frankie, I'm sorry.

Well, you know, she's slow.

You just act like I am.

But lost me a tooth!

I like them Rhythm changes. Mm-hm

No, we didn't have too much. Just barely enough to scrape by on, I reckon.

Uh-uh. I ain't gonna wreck, honey. Come on. I'll be good, I promise.

I reckon, if you want me to.

I looked in the window there and I seen my mother laying on the floor,

No Don Williams will vomit

what you doin' a digging wit that stob?

- Well, I'll see you tomorrow. - All right, then.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Stop, Doyle. Don't talk about my daddy.

Ya got an hefeweizen for sale in there

I play cards with L-T Bennett, chief of poo-leece,

Pleased to meet you.

So was you in lockup for cutting someone up with a hatchet or something?

Well, I like the way you talk.

Hold your plate up for me, Frankie.

It ain't got no gas in it

Then, like in poetry, I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off-center,

No Alan Jackson will vomit

You wanna race?

See, I work construction.

and I hope you will too, so...

How are you doing, boys? I'm glad y'all came back.

You're a weird little shit, Ketch, and I don't get you.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I met him at the Laundromat.

and I hit my mother upside the head with it.

- Come on! - This is not your house, Doyle.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

See, here's the deal, Frank.

Now, uh, he was a little slow, But not so's around here you'd notice.

I told you, I ain't got no boy. Now, why don't you get on outta here and let me be?

Tonight he kept saying with the Tourettes guy MRS. J.D. Walker.

- What are you reading? - Book on how to work carpentry.

Lord knows, Doyle ain't a good one with his mean ass.

When you keep turning down the jay & they finally ask you why

- No, no. - Yes.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Baking the cookies of discontent

If this water don't go down so I can creekhunt I'm gonna go out of my mind

Get out! All of y'all!

How about you, Karl? Karl, did you like that?

I might even surprise you, honey, and pop the question.

I don't understand the meaning of the words.

Hey, Karl, come along with us. Vaughan, come on.

We don't need to FUCKING practice Chip

And your food's in the oven, warming over.

"WELL, THAT DON'T MAKE ME NO NEVERMIND."

They turned me loose from the nervous hospital said I was well

Them boys was trying to pull me down pretty hard.

He's been treated and re-evaluated and doesn't show any signs anymore.

I feel real, uh, real generous today. I feel like listening.

Tonight he kept saying with the Tourettes guy MRS J.D. Walker.

It's the best it's gonna get. I'm sorry.

- I'm Jerry Woolridge. - Nice to meet you.

- I don't remember. - Well...

But the children out there, they were very cruel to me.

We don't need to practice randy! At your age you should have it mastered! Happy Birthday!!

Not unlike Gary Brooket From the Procol Harum

You got any biscuits fer sale in there? Emm hm

# Burning in the eyes #

His daddy taught him how to be a pussy.

Looky right there. I believe you're right. I believe I see one right in there.

# Flaming swords #

They know I'm well.

Bye-bye, sweetie.

He'd just whup the tar outta me.

You Suck. And Your Plan Sucks!

I don't reckon I've got no reason to kill nobody.

This one begat that one, and that one begat this one, and begat, and begat,

It aint got no gas in it

There's... there's one more thing.

What are you doing digging with that stub?

Doyle. You are a goddamn motherfucking asshole

Hey, you're the one that wanted to major in journalism.

I'm proud of you.

but I'm gonna say it anyway.

when you get on the outside.

We don't need this messing around, first on one patio and then another.

Well, I like the way you talk.

By the heat of the Laundromat vent

and said, Here, take this and throw it away,

I'm sure it's nothing. He seems real sweet.

Hey I aim to vomit with it

Hey, Vaughan. I was just going on with you.

I'm the only sane son of a bitch here! Just get the fuck outta my house now!

You need to come and go as you please.

I'm gonna leave now. Fuck me!

- Could you give it a try? - I reckon.

I Ronnie Milsap will vomit

Sometimes I reckon and sometimes I don't...

He said that quite a bit from time to time when I'd be down there at the schoolhouse.

Go fucking vomit Randy

but an old army cot and a toilet.

How much you want for 'em?

All right, then.

Take my Thread you little Matador

I've wanted to leave many times, but...

- Yeah. - It's good.

Aight.. den Jizzle

I would ban Donnie’s guitar

religion without imagination