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Now they've seen fit to put me out of here.
OK.
You can imagine how bad I wanted my 25 dollars back, huh?
- Where will he go? - Anywhere he wants to.
I like the way you eat
Nobody wants to take this shit, man
- Well, it did. - The dots are where I say they are.
Mm... This and that.
Well, call him.
I'll let you off while it's still daylight.
Well, I heard a commotion up there in the house.
# Walking to me with the maker #
It ain't much.
I have a lot of cars.
It’s out there with that Looney toon
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
but he was a Frenchman who claimed to be an Englishman.
You need to vomit but it’s not going to be easy
You mean about you and Albert being together in that way?
But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things. If You Spartans Tonight We Die in Hell Now. Tap Continue to restart at this level.
I'm gonna get on back over to the job site, lock up some stuff over there.
when my feet hurt.
Karl's my name.
I'll whip the dog shit outta you, Vaughan.
Sexually.
You best tell 'em to bring an ambulance.
I see it in his eyes. I'm very in tune, maybe even psychic.
The boy from New York says, “Boy, this water's cold.”
I said, get outta my house!
I was kindly wanting something or other to eat. Mm-hm.
If you do a school performance I’m gonna go out of my mind
“Why’d you use diesel?”
I build things.
I will fucking yell at you Innamorata
Some folks call it a toothed spring pin I call it a roll pin.
She was standing, this girl,
Ya got any biscuits for sale in there
Mr. Woolridge has some people for you to see down there.
Well, we got Big Chief burgers, Bongo burgers, Footlongs, Corny Dogs,
It ain’t got no gas in it
I'm your oldest boy, name of Karl.
makes me a mite bit nervous
N
But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things. Tonight he kept saying with the Tourettes Guy with a J.D. Walker.
Yep
I mean, we all gotta get along, I guess, no matter what our differences are.
Hey, you know better than that. You oughta not say that word.
if you don't have a happy birthday i'm gonna go out of my mind
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yeah, I heard Dick Rivers come in and caught the two of you all bowed up
I'm just going to say it.
He's real honest. He wouldn't steal nothing.
I'm just kidding you. Welcome to our humble home, buddy.
What's wrong with the 24' Zack? It ain't got no gas in it
I ain't no account, but Daddy always said he was proud of me
# I can't work the fields of Abraham #
and, um, Morris is the lyrics.
for years I prayed every night that my father would die,
No, sir.
- Don't tell me what to do, Linda. - Leave!
I used to come here with Karen Cross. She's kind of like my girlfriend.
These two ol’ boys hung their peckers off the bridge to piss...
A’ight den
He's crazy. Sometimes I think it'd have been better off if I wasn't even born.
Ummm-Hmmmm
It was too big
- But just for a while. - I'm closing the door now.
Till your mentally retarded friend and your homosexual friend get here.
Winston!!
All right, then.
# Burning in the eyes #
Mm-mm. No, no. He had to go nuts and did something, now.
I indeed baptize this my brother
He's pretty quiet, except for them rackets and breathing things he does.
I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG IT AIN'T GOT NO GAS IN IT.
Go on, then.
Go ahead and kick her off. Johnson!
. .
Go home!
She was a Georgia peach.
And then, like in country songs, you know, in parenthesis it says:
- Come on, let's kick off to 'em. - All right, then.
It ain't got no gas in it.
I guess you will.
Yeah? Me, too.
So...
I believe carpal tunnel surgery is in my near future
Say, you want us to help you lift that thing?
My name's Frank Wheatley. What's your name?
así que bésame el culo, viejo bastardo
These are the people from that newspaper deal.
Not funny Ha-Ha, Funny queer.
Go fucking practice, Randy!
He ought to have had a chance to growed up.
We don't even play any songs with words at all that I remember.
That's what I think.
- Get some of their coleslaw, too. - OK. All right, y'all wanna go with me?
Oh no. Cruella de Vil got mad at Ariel now fuck off
Says if you do that, you go out to Hades.
Nice to meet you, Karl.
And she says to me, How much do you wanna spend?
because I love Linda, Frank, and a certain other person,
Calling for you and for me
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Hey, y'all come on in.
Hey, Vaughan. You know what I heard?
They're from the Dollar Store. I'm not an idiot.
We're different. People see us as being different, anyway.
These are the worst shoes I own for walking.
if all you're gonna do is sit there in that chair.
# And turn my head away #
Where'd he go? What's going on?
So no apology necessary, I guess.
and it's just not Christian of me not to let you have a key.
That stuffs gonna rot your teeth, don't you know that? I got something even better.
I reckon I don't care nothing about being a free man.
I will fucking kill you if you talk to me again.
Yeah, honey. Someday everything's gonna be all right.
And I pulled the Mercury right up alongside
Why don't you run down there and get some? I'll buy.
I don't reckon.
who's filling in for kaiden snook? dylan marshall.
You take care of that boy
All right, then. I'll see you bright and early.
It aint got no domain
I play cards with L-T Bennett, Sheriff of po-lice,
I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawn mower blade.
So she says, Are you dating? You know?
Of the medulla oblongata of...
Potted Meat is brisket of the Gods
Well, thank you, hon. That's real good of you to say.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
Where did a musician puke On Hollywood blvd
Oh, hell, I'll just start over.
She said she'd see me later. That's kinda good, right?
I Threw Doyle Redman With A Lawn Mower Blade
I'd like to kill that son of a bitch. I hate him.
Here.
You and Karl aren't talking much. You boys must really like that food.
Fuck Bobby Bare will vomit
You oughta not killed my little brother.
It’s made with lips and peckers Mmmm mmmm
Now, Frankie, I wasn't talking to you, was I?
You got any biscuits for sale in there?