Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When u feel threatened

'Cause you're just so easy-going, you know?

Come on, sugar.

Now, they're women.

That fella's a whole sight meaner than me.

That boy Frank!

Bible says the same thing about killing others, too.

I wouldn't never hurt them.

Karl, did you really kill somebody?

Oh, I'm doing pretty good. Got a sick tiller here.

AND I CUT MY YARD WITH IT...MM’HMMM

I know what’s wrong with it Ain’t got no hyd in it

I care about y'all, though. I do, really.

Your friend Raymond Is a weird little shit

some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade,

'cause I come out here when I feel like being by myself.

But I reckon he got by all right.

I wasn't but six or eight. I reckon I didn't know what to do.

We’ll have a party!

All right, then.

- Just joking around, you know, buddy. - I know that. You're a real card, all right.

Some folks has asked me:

You take care of that issue?

I fixed it. It's working pretty good now. Mm-hm.

I can't understand all of it.

Yes, sir, I reckon it does.

If you don’t restring your taylor guitar I’m gonna go out of my mind

SOME FOLKS CALL IT A LAMP, I CALL IT A LIGHT SCULPTURE

You ain't got no bills to pay.

Get away from us!

Frank's just crazy about him. He likes the way he talks.

It don't matter to me about us losing. Does it to you?

They're not gonna hurt you.

BRANDIE really likes To suck my cock.... mmmm-hmmmm

Goddamn you, you little prick!

and just plumb near cut his head off, killed him.

It's what I made a-fixin' lawn mowers and whatnot for Bill Cox.

Well, I'll make you some biscuits.

Well, I just seen red.

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

I love you, sweetie.

Actually, the hand that we've been dealt in life.

Although I do sense a little tension in you, time to time.

My response to Roy when he gets on to me for leaving my keys in my car:

I like them French-fried pertaters... Mm-hmm

You're just gonna have to learn to live without all that grease.

Kick your head in 25 years ago.

I was just telling Linda... We were, uh, thinking that things would be a lot better

Well, I was going to see my momma over at Hoochy's Dollar Store.

Not Deliverance But it sounds like it

I know you are, I've seen it myself.

I lived out the back of my mother and father's place most of my life,

I got a real short attention span, you know.

That grass out there in the yard, it's growed up quite a bit.

If you wanna play, you can come on over, 'cause we ain't no good either.

Karl, this is my boyfriend, Doyle.

Can I help you, sir?

Do you want some antz for dinner?

They're like family.

beautiful young bride,

Jongo is… Not funny ha-ha… funny queer.

Morris here, he's a modern-day poet,

What's got you down this way?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Craig Zincavage

Well, you're gonna have to learn. It'll take some time.

Cabinets and whatnot.

But I'll bet you the good Lord wouldn't send nobody like you to Hades.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Is everything gonna be OK? Are you all right?

Yeah, there was a young man named John Legit Hunter

That wasn't the way you made it up before, Morris. That's all I know.

There's gonna be a party tonight over here at the house.

Well, I reckon it tastes pretty good to me.

What did you kill Jesse for? What did you kill Jesse for?

Well, when you like pricing items as much as I do,

I'm gonna call up Morris and have him get the band together. We'll have a party.

so I reckon I'll tell you.

This evening, I want you to go get that Miss Wheatley,

I would ban Steven’s guitar

Get out, dickhead

- Hey, Freddy. How about you? - How about you, Doyle?

All different ones.

That Frank, he went off somewheres too,

You Norma Jean will vomit

That was the car I was driving that day.

Ain't that sweet. What am I gonna do about supper,

- Hey, Jerry. How's it going? - Hey, Bill.

- You all right, Momma? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Mister, don’t you never swear in front of that man. You understand me

She was the first one I ever kept for any length of time, 'cause I get bored real easy.

I just seen Red

Too late, Linda. I already called him. He's coming, or I'm gonna go get him.

then I drop down, and then I go:

# I've run a twisted line #

Some folks calls it a butcher's knife, I calls it a meat cleaver. Um hmmm.

I'm just trying to do my job.

That's funny, Vaughan.

When you realize you don’t have a band

- That's ridiculous. That is just a total lie. - Let's go, Vaughan.

You say he fixes small engines like nobody's business?

You look like your tail's kinda dragging a mite.

I could use me another six or eight cans of that potted meat, if you got any extra.

I shouldn't have told you about that.

You like to play football?

who's filling in for jayden hicks? gavin hicks.

You said for me to come by.

I'll get Melvin to walk y'all out.

I don't know. He said he'd eat out there.

Not with that son of a bitch moving in for good.

You be quiet aDULTS ARE TALKING

Take this key. It'll get you in and out of here at night.

Daddy's dead. He got hit by a train.

The Bible says you ought not to.

Well, I just thought I'd bring you 'em.

Yeah. Just a minute.

(The Maker by Daniel Lanois.)

All right, you can kiss my ass.

- What you got in there, wash? - Yeah.

A quilt or two to put down there. Mm-hm.

I liked walking with you.

Softly and tenderly

I mean, it's a regular paper, you know?

- What about me? - I don't think he sees you as a guy guy.

Well, it is nearly breakfast time anyway.

Whoa Lefty Frizzell will vomit

Hey Steve It ain't got no gas in it

- Sure, I guess. - Hey, honey, don't rush everybody off yet.

We ain't ever gonna be happy. We'll always stay nervous, won't we, Karl?

Flowers is purdy

But I reckon he can lay off of doing it tomorrow. Mm-hm.

That boy, he wants me to.