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-He didn't read it at all! -I think...
-Probably pissed he can't find us. -Wait.
You know, speed's very importantin comedy texting, Dee.
or he went to go seethe lion?
-DENNIS: No, no, Dee... Dee beat you to it. -Yeah.
I'm gonna drop a quick pin because I think the guys
ANNOUNCER: All-new Sunny.
-CHARLIE: Huh? -Dee, will you calm down? She got lost at the zoo
Okay. All right. Well, stop walking like...
God, don't make this all about you.
I didn't say the word. I did the pictures.
-That's screaming. -That's a scream.
And why are a bunch of childrenin the exhibit as well?
Huh?!
I'm gonna... I'm gonna update the group.
- You're dead to him.-Yeah, he's blowing you off,man.
Should we just get out of here?
No, no, no, no, no, no. Mac, that's sarcastic.
and not the least bit anti-Semitic.
Oh, well, I just wanted to, uh,update the group on my status.
-Sea. Um... -Dude, just let me, all right?
that he's already given the information
It doesn't need to, like, chirp over
Oh, come on. I got to go rescue these guys
-I don't know. -She-she sucks.
and scent-marked all over himself.
Where you be?
Look, can we just go see the meerkats?
You're gonna hang out in the bathroom?
-You... ditched me? -Oh, shut up, Dee. Shut up!
That means you're thirsting for something,
Well, did you know that the alpha pair will scent-mark
- ♪ Yeah ♪
Dude, he doesn't want to talk to you!
Oh, oh. He's thanking us for something, so that's good.
if you make me miss this one, too,
-No. -No, it's got an exclamation point.
He probably missed the feeding.He's blaming us.
Yes, but I have some new information.
That's some Jurassic Parkshit.I like it.
Dude, this whole texting thing is your idea,
-and look around. -Yeah, you're looking around.
-I drank a case of beer, man. -So did I.
-Yeah, I forgave you. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I could tell, Mac,
I'm gonna text y... Check your phone!
Uh... where's the lion?
-So you got to scroll up and see. -So, what... Scroll up.
Ah.
Bullshit! Then why aren't you hanging with me?!
That is why I started this group text chain.