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All right. Well, I'm just gonna update everybody.
are you pissing on me?!
Oh. Shit.
due to the sea lions, all right?I know what to do.
-I'm-I'm horny for a butt? -'Cause you're gay. -FRANK: Hey-o!
-That means it's happy. -No, it's all... -He's-he's screaming at you.
-Go on. -Yeah.
actually means 20 minutes away, okay?
ANNOUNCER: Mayans.
-Huh? What do you think?
Um, h-how long do we have till the lion begins feeding?
I don't know.
-Now, I offered to blow him, but he was like, "Nah, I'm..." -Goat?
We're all connected now.
-and we'll find out what's up.
-At the petting zoo. -Goats!
So it's like he's thirsty fora fist in the butt.
This is the-the petting zoo.
He's probably gonna take some time and respond to...
♪ In the circle♪
Cool. Yeah, I thought you wereactually gonna be upset with me.
A goat is to be sacrificed.
Hey! Hey!
This is all fine
Oh, it's hysterical.
I'm gonna meet the needs ofthe group, Charlie, after that,
Why do you even want to taunt a gorilla? What is that?
He thinks that's a two-way mirror.
-Sorry I'm late. I had... -Oh.
-Oh... -That's not g... What it means is
bathrooms at zoos are, like,
All I'm saying is you don't have to text, like,
I'm not missing this lion feeding.
I don't really think we were communicating at all.
-Uh, what is that? -I called him the "F" word.
DENNIS: Hi-hi. Uh, sir? Excuse me.
When is the goat going to be fed to the lion?
Hey! Where you a...
I thought I texted you that.
Dennis?