Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I think we better get help. - Really?
- Would you like some tea, Clyde Frog? - Yes, please.
She is "doe who cannot keep legs together."
Women don't get pregnant from tongue kissing, children.
- You live on the east side. - I thought you were Native American.
Dude, I can't wait to win that $ 1 0,000.
And that's who she was with last: Mr. Garrison.
- Garrison? Impossible, he's gay. - I'm not gay!
Stan Marsh: Yo, punks... Kyle Broflovski: Give us your wallet.
All this time... Why didn't you tell me, Father?
- Garrison, what are you doing? - You're drunk, Mr. Hat.
...but he acts like he does to get some action.
Let me tell you.
I have to go to Iraq and find my kidnapped daughter.
- You don't have any legs. - Oh, yeah.
Eric, you are the coolest guy in the world. This is tremendous tea.
Is it Chief Running Water? Or is it Chef?
Us with Heather & Mitch!!
And now, America's Stupidest Home Videos. Here's your host, Bob Saget.
- Can I have my medication now? - Beep like a Jeep.
Oh, man, I'm out of here.
I might have made love to your mother at the dance, but who here didn't?
I'll take blood from you and everyone here and we can learn who your dad is.
Oh, my God. I'm a black African-American.
No. No. No, God, no!