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Yes, sir, but I believe Mr. Clampett has a great deal of money in your bank.

Jed, how come Jake and Dory didn't write us their daughter was coming to California?

Oh, it's worse than I thought.

I warned you, Jed.

And it's a million of his that I plan to withdraw.

Well, Jethro, let's get Emmeline settled up in the spare room next to Ellie May.

Okay, I'm in for a knock.

Dr. Clare, you're all so good to me, it's just making my head spin.

She ain't never seen nobody like me before.

Suppose you take Emmeline up and show her that spare room next to yours and see if she's made comfortable.

There he goes again.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

I'd have got it.

It is for a fact.

I declare, Jed, that boy is turning into a first-class girl chaser.

Fine clothes, fancy car, and 50 cents a week.

I'm smart enough for both of us.

Yeah, well, come on in.

I don't aim to put my feet under your table.

Why, they're fighting over her like beasts.

I was a regular hayseed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crew.

I was just... Just a moment.

And then the densest has got to pay for casting the first stone.

Well, that's an awful dumb girl.

So, uh, let's look at tomorrow morning's headlines.