The Badger Game - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E04]

Is this here the Clampett place?

Three keys to perdition?

I reckon you ain't never seen nothing like that before, have you?

But that little bird keeps jumping out and cuckooing all the time.

I think it was my cypher that really put a match to her heart and set her flaming with desire.

Oh, that there's a telephone.

Wait a minute, boy.

Don't worry.

A million dollars.

Come on, Emmeline.

Well, I want to get back here in time for Machoa's.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

doggy put him with granny and a pair of them would tear a camp meeting wide open oh there you are five goes into 15 three times five goes into 24 please oh it drives you wild too understand what are these pictures

Well, you look familiar, but I just can't place you.

Well, maybe it's the mating season.

Listen to this.

A million dollars?

Thirteen South Island.

Oh, don't you dare, Mr. Clampett.

This has been a Filmways presentation.

Granny's possum is finger-lickin' good.

A cuckoo clock.

Now throw him out.

Oh, sharks, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

I done seen her in her skimpies and flimsies.