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Can we bring in the kidney, please?
It was much more than your job.
Well, that was uncomfortable.
I heard.
Not unless you want to become a Republican.
$30,000 each, which is totally obscene until you own one,
[shudders]: Oh...
Is she seeing someone else?
Hey.
Hey. Thanks for letting me vent all over you.
I have people who are not as lucky as you
What if I don't pay them? What are they gonna do to me?
To life,Mm.
than she was into me, you know?
[sighs]
stupidly happy.
Who has two thumbs and a fully functioning, brand-new kidney?
Oh, a part of me is inside you.
Me, too.
things have been... weird.
I always felt like I was a little bit more into her
Hi.Hi.
I'll-I'll tell you about it over the weekend.
whether you're lying in it or not.
other than to live a long life.
[panting]: I could. I don't have to.
You know what's weird?
but I was wondering if the cemetery might buy it back?
I'm totally fine strapped to this machine