Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and I just tried to stage a coup and nobody had my fucking back!

That's adorable. You're just like your old man.

I'm clutching my pearls!

[tense music continues]

Give my daughter a timeout. Somewhere she can get her head straight.

Chemtrails trap you in the '80s,

Wow, dickbag, who the hell are you?

Cognito will bury you for this like we buried Jimmy Hoffa!

Hello, I'm Richard.

Minions are real. I have seen one. I have touched one with my own hands!

-[glass smashes] -What the--?

Listen, asshole, I'm the smartest person in this room.

[man] Hey! You!

Why were you trying to sabotage your own company anyway?

Not if I sabotage mine first.

Honey, I have been there.

[dramatic music plays]

-Something's wrong with me. -No, something is wrong with us.

My face is like a purple heart!

[crowd] Manhunt, manhunt!

Oh, I guess I am throwing away my shot.

This insane clown posse is starting to sound like a sane clown posse!

If you need us, we'll be in the room where it happens.

I'm gonna use Reagan's nanobots to supercharge my body,

[Atlantean Gibberish]

I even came up with a 30-point plan.

and in my line of work, there are no safe spaces.

I know your type.

…I've been tased today?