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…I've been tased today?
[tense music continues]
I know your type.
[gulps]
Wow, dickbag, who the hell are you?
I'm clutching my pearls!
[crowd] Manhunt, manhunt!
[man] Hey! You!
[dramatic music plays]
and in my line of work, there are no safe spaces.
Oh God.
[rumbling]
Listen, asshole, I'm the smartest person in this room.
Give my daughter a timeout. Somewhere she can get her head straight.
I even came up with a 30-point plan.
Hello, I'm Richard.
If you need us, we'll be in the room where it happens.
Honey, I have been there.
This insane clown posse is starting to sound like a sane clown posse!
[Atlantean Gibberish]
[yells]
Not if I sabotage mine first.
Minions are real. I have seen one. I have touched one with my own hands!
-Something's wrong with me. -No, something is wrong with us.
Oh, I guess I am throwing away my shot.
That's adorable. You're just like your old man.
Why were you trying to sabotage your own company anyway?
I'm gonna use Reagan's nanobots to supercharge my body,
-[glass smashes] -What the--?
Chemtrails trap you in the '80s,
and I just tried to stage a coup and nobody had my fucking back!
Cognito will bury you for this like we buried Jimmy Hoffa!
My face is like a purple heart!