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She applied to work at the Illuminati?
Shadow government is just as dumb as the regular government.
Wow. We hide out in an owl for ten minutes and--
I spiked everyone's drinks with LSD over an hour ago.
[cans clatter on table]
♪ Your treatment of my friend is a crime ♪
[Lin Manuel sobs]
and I have a button that can move the moon!
I'm a decorated war hero!
Every year it brings together
[groans]
Look, we gotta get out of here before he takes his shirt off.
Excuse me?
You know what, you're right.
Who the hell am I?
Reagan, how about you?
Oh, you're villain monologuing? That's fun. What is that thing anyway?
The Reptoids, the Atlanteans, the Catholic Church,
who looks like an orangutan fucked a fire hydrant,
[cheering]
[can rattles on ground]
Oh, cry me a river.
I won't pants you in front of the Pope
[Reagan grunts]
Yeah, if only we were in a line of work where we both knew how to keep a secret.
You feeling disrespected? Treated like a joke?
[dramatic music plays]
You had to learn sometime, Braden.
-I really want to, though. -Very much same!
I saw this kid in the woods the other day and he goes, "Hey, Mom, it's Chewbacca."
Let's talk this week's mission.
[gentle music plays]
Jesus, is that Reagan?