Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Who let this dork in? Am I right? -[Sasquatch laughs]
I thought we were into this!
Let's go party, Mushroom Man!
where the loser literally has to kiss the other guy's ring.
I'm not the first Oprah.
Don't tell, people!
and for breakfast I had something called a Bud Light Lime-A-Rita.
Yeah, Miss Nepotism case here is crying
Ron Staedtler. I've been wiping minds for the Illuminati for ten years,
If you have to ask, honey, you'll never know!
[Rand] Why are we taking orders from mysterious robed assholes anyway?
Do you have a tape recorder?
[gentle music plays]
You're fucking with the greatest rapper of all time, son!
It's a draw!
The righteous gotta stick together!
Oh God, that drunk again. Avert your eyes, kids!
[retches]
And next we have the losers from last year's Power Games.
When everyone sees how pathetic he is, he'll be fired and I,
Quick, follow me into that owl's ass!
Intern three, write that down.
I can't watch!
[Reagan grunts]
This is nauseating me, Brett,
That's the daughter of Rand Ridley. Head of Cognito Inc.
So what's the deal with the Illuminati again?
We secretly control global finance!
I'm a raging alcoholic and I think I'm at the wrong meeting.
Who would be dumb enough to get thrown in Bohemian Grove Jail?
Uh, sorry, Reagan.
Why does he do that? Does he think it looks good?
giving me the strength, speed and dexterity
You dumbasses look insane. Look in a mirror.
[construction worker yells]
Jesus, why?
Mamma mia!
Yeah. He's installed a lot of security cameras in the women's bathrooms.
[suspenseful music plays]
Goddamn it.
How about you keep tasing me instead?