Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Looks like you sad sacks did motivate me after all.

-These guys are progressive as hell. -Hey, listen up, you dicks.

They always sit us in the back.

Thanks for all the help out there, Brett-adict Arnold.

Let's watch Bee movie (2007) No, Bee Movie (2007), We're gonna watch Sausage Party (2016) And shut the fuck up before you watch this crap and shit

But student debt is real!

Are you trying to Jerry Maguire us right now? [laughs]

If I tweet that, people will destroy me for saying, "Beyoncé is overrated."

[Myc] I won't stand for this harassment, pal. Don't walk away all sexy like that!

Who the hell do I have to sacrifice to get some service around here?

I think it has something to do with my relationship with my mother.

-[child screams] -Oh my gosh, it's a bomb!

Bohemian Grove.

To moving forward?

[Myc] Did you guys see they replaced all the watercoolers with vodka?

So, the day I was supposed to get my Illuminati ten-year pin,

I could drink to your demise.

there must be some secret group of geniuses that could save the world.

[gasps] Lin Manuel!

[suspenseful music plays]

In college, I was a conspiracy theorist.