Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who the hell do I have to sacrifice to get some service around here?

I think it has something to do with my relationship with my mother.

Looks like you sad sacks did motivate me after all.

In college, I was a conspiracy theorist.

[Myc] I won't stand for this harassment, pal. Don't walk away all sexy like that!

Bohemian Grove.

To moving forward?

[suspenseful music plays]

Let's watch Bee movie (2007) No, Bee Movie (2007), We're gonna watch Sausage Party (2016) And shut the fuck up before you watch this crap and shit

there must be some secret group of geniuses that could save the world.

If I tweet that, people will destroy me for saying, "Beyoncé is overrated."

But student debt is real!

[Myc] Did you guys see they replaced all the watercoolers with vodka?

-[child screams] -Oh my gosh, it's a bomb!

[gasps] Lin Manuel!

Thanks for all the help out there, Brett-adict Arnold.

-These guys are progressive as hell. -Hey, listen up, you dicks.

They always sit us in the back.

I could drink to your demise.

Are you trying to Jerry Maguire us right now? [laughs]

So, the day I was supposed to get my Illuminati ten-year pin,