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[tense music plays]
because she has to wait a little bit longer for her dream job.
I tell you what, if you can beat me at this year's Power Struggle,
[man] Anyone I ever get close to goes insane.
-See you at the next meeting? -I'll be there.
Fucking Chewbacca? He's not even real.
[mysterious music plays]
-Staedtler, wine bottle, now! -Should we talk about your drinking?
I am nothing like you!
[Rand grunts]
Oh God, here we go.
to destroy that prick Dietrich once and for all.
I'm free! I'm free! [laughs]
The fate of the world is at stake.
[Myc] My God! He has the most powerful mind I've ever encountered.
This pompous d-bag is Dietrich Kluge,
Welcome to the dark carnival, my friends.
Having him in charge will literally destroy the world.
Oh, guys, please, whatever this is, don't do it.
Don't worry. I mean, Rand can't make things that different.
[laughs] I'm so rich!
Oh God, I'm slightly overrated.
The only thing you'll be pissing away is your reputation. Watch this.
[both laugh]
I helped bring humanity to the point of inevitable destruction!
[Myc] I just thought J.R. got Lasik.
[man] Aha!
[chuckles] Yeah.
[electronic static]
Again.
Yes, Visually Inconvenient People.
You guys know that I can hear you, right?
The stuffed shirts from Washington. I doubt they even showed up.
Would you believe… this is the second time… [groans]