Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[helicopter blades whir]

A competition for dominance

Hey, hey, Reags.

Judging by your personality… [groans] …that sounds about right.

This must be so embarrassing for you.

Listen to me, Brett. My dad is an amoral sociopath.

He's always making the Illuminati fuck with Cognito.

The Lumberjack-off!

You're sabotaging my sabotage!

[ominous music plays]

-And what the hell are those things? -Hey! No, get off me!

Life is a struggle-o, so now I'm a Juggalo.

J.R. always lost.

[dramatic music plays]

We could get in a lot of trouble.

Have you never made a mistake once in your life? I'm sure your mom has HAVING YOU! EXCUSE

Right now, you must be thinking, "Do I murder them?"

Oh God, it's Lin Manuel Miranda. Hide me!

[Myc] Woop-woop!

It's a VR glove that can control Rand's nanobots.

At least then you might have less regrets.

[suspenseful music plays]

It's just poor breeding.

Intern four, assassinate intern three if he writes it down wrong.

Oh, it ain't so bad here, strangers.

That was your plan? A rap battle?

I feel like no one cares who I am anymore.

This is a safe space.

To moving forward.

I can't believe we brainwashed Alex Jones.

God, why do smart people always make dumb mistakes?

[gurgling groaning]

and its daughter, and its original, beautiful hairline!

[laughs awkwardly] She doesn't mean that, children!

for getting his Taco Bell order wrong.

-Then why are you hitting yourself? -Ow, ow, ow!

[mysterious music plays]

Do you want to create the curriculum and plan the lessons? No.