Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A competition for dominance

Right now, you must be thinking, "Do I murder them?"

Oh, it ain't so bad here, strangers.

I feel like no one cares who I am anymore.

This must be so embarrassing for you.

-And what the hell are those things? -Hey! No, get off me!

[Myc] Woop-woop!

[gurgling groaning]

Listen to me, Brett. My dad is an amoral sociopath.

God, why do smart people always make dumb mistakes?

The Lumberjack-off!

Life is a struggle-o, so now I'm a Juggalo.

[suspenseful music plays]

It's just poor breeding.

-Then why are you hitting yourself? -Ow, ow, ow!

[laughs awkwardly] She doesn't mean that, children!

This is a safe space.

To moving forward.

J.R. always lost.

and its daughter, and its original, beautiful hairline!

Hey, hey, Reags.

Judging by your personality… [groans] …that sounds about right.

[dramatic music plays]

At least then you might have less regrets.

We could get in a lot of trouble.

Do you want to create the curriculum and plan the lessons? No.

Oh God, it's Lin Manuel Miranda. Hide me!

[ominous music plays]

Intern four, assassinate intern three if he writes it down wrong.

He's always making the Illuminati fuck with Cognito.

That was your plan? A rap battle?

It's a VR glove that can control Rand's nanobots.

[mysterious music plays]

I can't believe we brainwashed Alex Jones.

for getting his Taco Bell order wrong.

Have you never made a mistake once in your life? I'm sure your mom has HAVING YOU! EXCUSE

[helicopter blades whir]

You're sabotaging my sabotage!