Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[everyone gasps]
Well, now that I'm in charge, Cognito's going back on top
The Deep State is controlled by my shithead father.
Tase myself.
I'll give you a job. Just make this stop!
Get them!
they caught me trying to drink an entire vat of mind-erasing liquid.
the six societies that secretly rule the world.
[everyone talks at once]
It's the Catholic Church!
he erased my memories,
Uh, you want to tase yourself.
I'm gonna sneak into Bohemian Grove
Huh. I'll show that prick in AA.
[upbeat music plays]
-[audience gasps] -My crotch! [groans]
[tense music plays]
Yeah, and I should probably get back to my…
More tropical than I thought.
The ancient noble competition known as the Pissing Contest!
Ugh. He brings so much joy to people. It makes me sick.
Two rival companies.
Why, it's as natural as a spring day!
Well, now you're high on laboratory-grade brown acid.
Cognito is gonna reclaim its glory days.
Shit talking detected.
[sighs] If only there was a way
Wait, what the hell is happening to Kluge?
And now, please welcome the six societies!
but all you care about is revenge.
They're a little wet, they're a little wild,
Try being the guy who deletes those memories.
We'll have to hold it. I'm vomiting!
[rapping] ♪ It's time to rhyme It's a rhyming time ♪
because one of us couldn't keep our cool.
Cover your ears, okay?
Excuse me? That's circumference, not circumcision.
[distorted speech]
Will I ever love myself?
Really? You gave up your dream job?
Like what?
You son of a bitch.
I'm J.R. fucking Scheimpough.
Dietrich, how about a little toast.
Why's it so detailed?
Ha! Watch and see how it's done, axe-hole. What the--?
[retching]