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Now that J.R.'s finally rotting away in some shadow prison,
Wait, did you light this?
[laughs] No, that wasn't our real plan.
Okay, here's what we do. Now listen up, okay?
[groans]
So are you… You good?
[laughter]
I'm not telling jack to a guy who looks like an '80s supervillain.
It's fluffy and relaxing.
Okay, Dad, the glove is on and the gloves are off.
[emcee] And now, the final round.
Fine, I'm sorry for bringing a gun to therapy.
[all groan]
The second I activate it, Rand will be my virtual puppet.
Prepare for psychedelic ego death!
From now on, we do what I say.
Feelings are for liberals and baseball movies.
[dramatic music plays]
Here's our literature.
[laughter]
Who the hell are you?
-Typical. -Typical.
I'm Dermot Baldwin.
It's okay, Andre, just go have fun.
But look at these idiots.
Yeah, I think he thinks it looks good. Truce?
Because that German guy straight-up owned you.
We found our family.
Eh, I don't want to talk about it.
[Myc] Fuck me.
[laughter]
It's long.
Well, I should probably get back to my…
Great, now we're stuck here with the school-shooting denier
Greetings, Hench-ployees.
[in unison] Oh, shit! Someone set the owl on fire!
Well, Brett is here to "care" the crap out of you.
Then Cognito's gonna reclaim its ex-wife,
Today's lesson, how do we calculate the circumcision of a circle? What?
We don't even know who they are!
[fan 1] I love you, Jay-Z.