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We know you naughty aristocrats love to destroy the Earth's resources,
[all gasp]
[Reagan grunts]
What? What the… Impossible!
You think having a few memories deleted is hard?
[PA system] Welcome to the new Cognito.
-[Myc] We look like fucking idiots, Glenn! -My name isn't Glenn anymore.
Oops, let's switch off those Anony-collars.
Still, it's gonna be, uh, pretty stressful hiding this whole thing.
-Hey, everyone. I'm Sasquatch. -[all] Hi, Sasquatch.
Perfect place to sit a spell and masturbate with no one watching!
[romantic music plays]
Who the hell are you? Chewbacca?
and I'm from Atlanta.
Yes! Outdoor festival of the year!
You know who she is, right?
the Juggalos, for some reason,
No one understands our pain.
[Myc] Those artsy-fartsy Bavarian bastards!
First up, my enemies list.
Hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing here?
I do mean it!
[Reagan gulps]
-I can't unsee that. -Don't barf because then I'm gonna barf.
What the shit?
For fuck's sake, I wrote the intro to a Garfield book!
Y'all Brett-y for this?
[clears throat] Yeah, giant cliché. As if we would do that.
Shit.
[Myc] You put us here because we're ugly?
it's the Atlanteans!
Then you're the only one who has to live with them.
[chuckles] Even your vengeance is type A.