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There are a lot of people with that last name
And instead of using my anger to fight,
Roger, I'm nervous.
You walk around looking like Tommy Lee Jones
A lizard!
And you must hate that weak excuse for a mustache.
You're once again an inside fish.
The two biggest losers in the whole...
Well, go to class after that.
Okay, you.
At Dojo Biden, we care about two things...
I warn you, Snot. I've been brushing wigs.
But you're not a bad boy, Steve!
Forget Martin.
When your body dies, your soul dies with it!
No! We take karate at his dojo!
but trust me, I thought it through.
♪ I never cared either way
Ooh! Yahtzee!
You're not an angry boy, Steve,
I can definitely work with you.
I have to go ensure that Marissa Stevens gets an "A"
Right by the bike that belonged to that kid who died
You know what's weird?
I'm sorry, sensei. I failed you.
Shit! Shit! Damn it! We're so [bleep] late!
Oh, Hayley, are you back to homeopathic deodorant?
I just had to jog home
No, wait. You get three.
Okay, goatee disaster averted.
You know who said that? Joe Biden.
So, I guess I'll see you in the first round.
that we're wearing these bathrobes.
Nothing can stop you, unless...
Sleeveless! Sleeveless!
You! Glasses! Throw a punch.
I thought we agreed karate's not for us!
Instead of teaching you karate,
Um, Mr. Sensei Tom, are you sure
Ai-ya!
Finish him.
Whoa.
And if things get really hairy,
I'm gonna speak a language everyone understands.