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Please help. Yours very truly, Clayton MacGovern.
Yeah, I got weed, you dumb-ass.
We're getting married. Her parents said so.
I did want to marry a Monahan.
*MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES*
Tucker'll shoot you dead if he catches you on our property.
I got a stash in the barn. What the...
Don't you point that at me!
But sometimes, you can be a bitch.
No one cares.
Hmm, I like that.
No!
Jesus!
and "not someone who could take care of themselves."
I'll see you tomorrow night.
I've incurred massive debts and tax liabilities
I wish I could, Marquess,
Oh, God, don't even say such a thing, Deezy.
I'm going to run, not walk, to that CPR class.
'Cause I don't have a tiny dick.
Well, then, you best get going.