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I guess there's a lot of things that can knock you on your arse.
Just tell me. How did you know what was bothering her?
I miss the silence.
Want another one?
You kissed my wife.
And I realised I should've been the one to take that hit, not Carla.
That girl... That girl is a robot.
It's time you started acting like a real husband
After sharing a quick victory dance with Roland, the heavy-set orderly,
because you know so much about teenage girls.
Brain space
Nice work.
Uncanny.
- he'll end up madder. - Let's not play into his blame game.
It must be kinda cool having the same name as that Lindsay Lohan.
Three, if you break rule one or two, I get to "boing" your curls.
Don't worry, this'll all be fine. You know Turk.
New janitor uniforms! Top priority.
All right, just put on your mean face, and order shall be restored.
- Turk! - What? What? Were you gonna eat that?
After work, of course.
"I know she's your wife, but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty."
Pedro called me "ma'am."
- You want fries? - You said you were OK!
That's it.