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whether she's 16 or 60, still has that awkward, insecure,
Sometimes I draw kangaroos.
You know, have some pizza, watch some movies.
And, of course, the one thing you can always count on
Did you Botox your face into an expressionless mask?
- Pop the hips. - OK.
Whether it's realising that nobody's afraid of you anymore.
no more girl-on-girl kissing demonstrations.
Now I do.
Just between you, me and the IV,
Go on, get outta here.
This'll just take a second.
It's nice when things get back to normal.
When to be home, what to wear, when to take my medicine.
It's cold.
Fine. But I have three rules. One, when we're in the room, you say nothing.
Small guys can play, too. One day I'll get it I doubt it.
What's up, J. D?
I know all about what it's like to be a teenage girl.
And then, for some reason, I thought about the circus.
To hell is funky ass McDonald's & Burger King, when i get myself a Double Pimp Daddy cheeseburger with sidekick chili cheese fries, that fills me up every goddamn time
then he'll make snarky comments for a few months.