Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Turk, look, I'm so sorry, but you have to believe me.

She's a teenage girl. That's an awkward time.

You know I'm right, Turk.

I have a finite amount of brain space, and your inspiring story

- This one has a cape! - Gives me the option of fighting crime.

were the only thing in my life that I felt I had control over.

Jordan, this award came from my interns.

- Don't worry. He's not allowed to talk. - Is that true?

because you started calling your ex-girlfriend?

How is it that no man understands that every woman,

Dude, she was pourin' drinks into me, and she knows I put out when I'm drunk.

I need your help.

And for the love of God, honey,

when she was 10, I'm the one who diagnosed her with epilepsy.

That's for clean-ups in outer space.

It's so odd that she didn't respond to you

You got angry down.

instead of actin' like some sort of crazy cowboy.

- Thanks, Roland. One day I'll get it. - I doubt it.