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- A cowboy? - I don't know. It just came to me.
OK, how about this one? Three blue jays fly into a bar.
- Sitting. - Fine. I'll show you with Elliot.
Turk. You've been so awesome,
- It doesn't have to be like this. - I know.
But ultimately, big or small,
Little boy blue! Blow your horn.
Thank you, supposedly straight surgeon.
Nice, huh?
You think you're the greatest husband? I was there when you
You know, your breasts are growing... Not always symmetrically.
You just ma'amed your way out of me buying you beer again.
What the hell does "boing" mean?
That's right, Percival, it's a high school hair story.
Anyway, Judy Keenan told me that she would also cut her hair off.
What do you say?
It's not cursed. It's simply psychology.
You're absolutely right. It's my fault you kissed my wife.
- No, it's understandable. - No! Why would you?
Just do me a favour. No more apologies. And no more explanations.
However, if you'd like to know about why I'm "butting in,"
No, that was weird.
Turk, you know how I was so upset
Are you tryin' to smile?
Long story short, we smooched
And just like that, it was time for the moment of truth.