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Morale has never been lower!
DUNCAN: You're the insane one. "I'm Tylor Tylor Tylor Tylor."
RUDY: And the moral of the story is...
Oh No Not The Book Keep It Closed Keep It Closed
-VAL: You're... You mean, you're... -I'm retiring.
Mr. Wazowski, we're gonna have to make deeper cuts than that.
Thank you, Vendy Two. (KISSES)
-BOTH: Are you okay? -No! I got canned!
-(BUZZING STOPS) -Like I said, I think it's...
-But... -This is an emergency, right?
It was fine, it was okay. At best.
And he has to do it by end of the week! (SHUSHES)
I won't even get to see you guys.
See? Morale's already up.
Jumping gaskets! What's wrong with Vendy?
Here he comes. Act natural.
Okay, we'll keep this one.
-Fritz is gonna be so upset. -(SIGHS) Yeah, I better fix this thing.
People when they realise uae is more than just buildings
(GROANS) No more coffee screamer? What's the point?
DUNCAN: My dearest mother, I pen this from the front lines.
-It's Bean from accounting. Budget cuts. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
On October 1st
You can't snack your way out of gettin' fired.
But you don't have to! I mean, are you sure, sir?
Woah, he really would've made a great Scarer.
And if we boost laughs, we boost profits.
This was College Boy's hair-brained scheme.