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[quietly] Good girl.
I don't care about first impre-- I don't care about any impression, do I?
No. Tough time the second I get into my own house.
-Oh. -Oh.
My brother-in-law wants me to try dating again.
[chuckles]
Fuckin' hope not.
I know.
I would just take as many drugs as I possibly could.
And the reason animals are better than people
and we might've got you a date.
Oh, discerning.
♪ On the place that you left ♪
No, it's my pleasure.
I'll do the date.
-[Tony] Hi. -Hello.
Oh, my-- I'm not even in the house.
being an arsehole in general.
but grumpy, selfish ones are the worst.
[Lenny] Say you wanna use this photo here, you just...
She's having a go, Stan.
♪ I'm a lifeless face that you'll soon forget ♪
-No need to wear a suit. -I won't.
[Tony groans]
and missed me vital organs.
anything you want. I didn't...
Why couldn't you go through with it?
Well, they could have had some acid or stabbed you or something.
'cause the doctor said, because I'm so big,
Threw himself off Beachy Head, hit the rocks,
because as soon as it becomes an adult and it wants to mate,
-[woman] Oh, cheers. -Pleasure.
That's probably a bad start, is it, getting hit?
[phone ringing in distance]
Not his friend or anything with a job he's embarrassed about on my behalf.
And why do people think I need tips with women?
Yeah.
saying you're my cleaner.
No, I meant... food.
is because they just get on with it.
It's nowhere near over for you.
Don't feel the same sympathy
♪ To the finish line ♪
How do you know what a Chinaman's co-- You shouldn't even say Chinaman, Dad.
'Cause it stops me killing people, including myself.
-Smart jeans, nice shirt. -Exactly, yeah.
Lisa's old room.