Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can fix that.

Sounds real patriotic.

I don't take charity.

Sure will feel good doing something useful.

Right, sweetie.

That's it, that's it, that's it!

You just put yours up, Granny.

Ellie Mae, come on over and show Mr. Drysdale your sandwich sign.

So I can put mine up there too.

Well, Pa was out there shortening knives and cobbing shoes and men in a churn, and Grace says the light's better outside, so... Oh, there goes the neighborhood!

You're the one who brought in the petition asking for Christmas Day off.

You see, I have a whole bunch of customers lined up for you.

I recommend hair first, then teeth.

Drydale, that little fella tells me he's only the first of 65 customers you're sending us.

Oh, just wait till I see him.

Are you kidding?

And if I leave, my stable of stars leaves with me.

Now, now, we won't take no for an answer.

And how do you intend to pay them?

It's just simple, open-mouthed dirt.

Oh, that's dandy.