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That’s what I like about GME I keep getting older. It stays the same price.
Pick us up at 8:00. Okay.
We gotta get outta here, man! Let's go!
Air raid, freshman. What?
with this perfect female body. Uh-huh.
Oh, I don't know. We'll see.
#I just wanna make #
All right. Guys, party at the dog park
Let's go. Cool. Cool, man.
Go spend the summer with your grandparents or somethin'.
that they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism. I think they're afraid...
test 123
[Laughing] Oh, yeah. He got in.
Hurry up, Hirschfelder, or we're gonna leave your ass. Sorry.
[Cheering]
attitude adjusted priorities...
Let me tell you what. John’s Eagles looking good!
You’re dead man You’re so dead!
Come on Letsgo letsgo
Watch the bandwidth, man.
Hey Ben! Ben Brown!
You keep watchin' me, you might learn somethin'.
I can't believe this. You act like you're so oppressed.
# Well, we can't salute ya Can't find a flag #
They don't wanna hear anything, man.
[Cash Drawer Bell Rings] Thinkin' of holdin' on to the job for a while.
Kick his ass!
Hey, kiddo. Heard they got you pretty bad.
Mark, watch the leather, man!
Is that all right? It's kind of a personal thing...
I think you take the whole thing too personally.
[Tires Screeching] [Music Stops]
Look at the cloaca stains right there!!
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE JAN/SAN BUSINESS. I KEEP GET OLDER... AND THEY JUST KEEP WIPING!
Let's go. Come on, man.
You're a freshman, right? Yeah.
Do you know what fragrance is about? It’s about perfume.
Go talk to him. I'm not going alone.
Hey, Benny, you better have your wood screwed... Fuck you!
Yes, they do. Yes, they do.
You won't hit him? You won't hit him?
You hear that, he was gettin' there
It'll be legal. I'll keep things quiet.
Okay.
Me and you, clove. We want to be top notes together.
# Whoo #
# Tide like a tapestry #
go get you drunk, stuff like that. Cool.
But maybe I’ll see ya later!
That asshole at the dart board, Josh
#So I've come here to give you a hand #
Air raid, freshman.
okay
You just gotta keep livin’
#No more pencils #
PINKFONG BABY
Look at the blood stains
Imagine how many whales out there right now are fuckin' man.
Fuck you.
#I've been runnin', tryin' It gets hung up in my mind # Aw, man!
Before next fall, you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man.
Hey. Hey.
I'm going to collect for the rest. Spread the word, man.
[Don] Don't you quit? You wanna hit him? [Pink] He was wide open!
Course he’s 6’3, 250 and runs a 4.5 40
LSU is an embarrassment to the sport of football … and you should be glad I let you play at my stadium
It'd be a lot less cringe if you did
Damn you, Carl!
you're an asshole yes i am
All right, see you later. Hey, kid, take care of that butt.
I Love these college spring breakers We get older, they stay the same age
Man, I can't believe this.
I'm HERE MAN....
[Sighs]
Do you wanna come? Yeah? Cool. Yeah. That would be fun.
Hey, man, no worries. Take care.
Welcome to High School Hunny
You're Sitting Around The Pool All Day, Chasing The Muzz Around.
Course she's 6'3, 250 and runs a 4.540.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Baby Mommy Daddy Grandma Grandpa
Sorry, ma'am. Just escorting your fine young son home from school. There's some ruffians about.
- Bite me! - You wish, asshole!
all I'm gonna do is bang, bang, bang, bang! [Laughing]
Hey Jim what's that?
about how President Ford's old football head injury is affecting the economy?
Like, what have you guys been doin'? Just...
You hear me? You're fuckin' dead! [Growls]
Aerosmith 3 weeks
No ones paying you to think about it Just do it
Well, uh, thanks for the ride and breakfast and everything. No problem.
Just 'cause you guys are striking out... Grow up, boy!
After that, it won't be anything a few beers can't take care of.
Whatever you like.
Okay, ummm…. I’ll be there man!
Welcome to Rush honey
he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up
It's the old age suppressing youth thing.
# Yeah #
Looks like we’re almost outta beer.
Evenin', ladies. [Howls] [Pink] Nice.
Oh you didn't you hear!?!?! I got a pepperoni and mushroom pizza pulled on my ass!!
you'll only get one lick from each of us.
I got a big surprise for ya. Come on.
It was just an observation
Oh, God. What a dick.
# Well, we got no class #
Come on, let's get this guy.
I paid for the beer.
# You show us everything you've got #
Ask him. [Mitch] Uh, Mr. Payne? Sir?
#No more teacher's # Over there. Let's get him.
You should have seen the look on that fuck's face. Get in!
##[Music Continues]
Chasing the muff around.
I’m here,man
# Whoo #
Break down! Uh!
- He did it. I can't believe it. - I fuckin' knew I should have kicked your ass.
So that's that, huh?
That's what I love about these nursing girls, man.
Yeah! Have a good summer.
#And I get real shot down and I'm #
that may in any way jeopardize the years of hard work...
#In the Gulf of Mexico #
Women get nothing. We get a geek,
#hurricanematthew
I came here to do two things kick some ass and sling some code
.
What are we having, social hour over here?
Let's get 'em! [Indistinct Shouting]
I'm still not sure; I'm workin' right now for the city.
Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!
Full album Friday, bitches
Little brother'll be okay. Thanks.
Yeah. Inconvenience for you. I'm sorry.
after school today,
seems to be supporting this or turn their heads.
Have a nice afternoon. [Kissing Noise]
This arm ready to drive 300 yards today?
he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up
Okay, guys, one more thing. This summer when you're being inundated...
I only came here to do two things man, crush code and drink some beer and we're almost out of beer
Been thinkin' about gettin' back in school, man.
Wonder what Coach is gonna think of all this.
What's up, Don, Benny, Melvin? Good to see ya.
Say man, fuck Brooke and Nick man, do it for us
What we are all really thinking
O-T-S-S! Only the strong survive!
That kind of stuff. There's a big party tonight.
Hope you got more than a jock strap under there!
We're gonna take my truck. Yeah.
The cult was in the aliens man!
Oh, man. They were way into that type of stuff.
#Really learned a lot #
#Now, baby, uh-huh #
You got any Visine?
Can you spot me ten? Hmm?