Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Guys is just a big fuckin' asshole. Give him all your info and never think about it again.

Just goin’ at it

Hey Justin, you fuckin hippie, gimme drugs man

Well who the hell are you, man?

One of these? Yeah.

Who you got going in there? Shh.

It'd be a lot cooler if you did

We're in the big time now. We're freshmen, where all the girls'll be puttin' out.

[Slater] Hey, Mrs. Pickford. Hi, guys. You here to see Kevin?

[Pentico] Jump in, come on. #School's out for summer #

Neo-McCarthyism, I like that

Pena you are The worst pool player I’ve ever seen in my w

No, man. No, let me tell you.

He Tries To Beat Him Up

I'm blazin' with my friends, so I'm a fuckin' pothead, man. What's it to you, huh? Huh?

Oh, God! Hold onto this, tight.

You been out with those losers all night at the golf course?

You know Wooderson? How's it goin', man?

Now! Hey, man, ditch that pot.

I mean, you wouldn't say I got my ass kicked. Oh, no.

The girls, man, in our classes, they're all prudes.

[Engine Stops] [Pink] Shit.

What the hell are you talkin' about?

Evenin' ladies.

Who is it? [Mom] Kevin,

[Don] Did you know O'Bannion flunked? [Pink] What a dumb shit.

He wants 'em all back by the end of the day. Can you believe that?

There's some spooky stuff goin' on on a dollar bill. It's green too.

O'Bannion backed his truck over some pizzas and made Randy eat it, man.

don't forget you're celebrating the fact...

BVB knocked down BVB gets back up (post crowd surf)

You know? I figure we'll be in our 20s, and, hey, it can't get any worse.

There's an almost natural instinct not to upset the herd.

I think you need to come out here. [Pink] It reeks in here!

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #

Bring your favorite six pack and a side dish

[Don] Come on, come on, come on. Aw, shit. I should go.

[All Laughing] We're lookin' for you, pal.

It, uh... It'd be a pretty cool move to show up...

Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.

You busted my bulge magazine didn't you?

Welcome to high school, honey. #I been around for a long, long time #

# Come on and sit here by my side #

#If that don't suit ya that's a drag #

Look at that! Look at that!

Later, babe. Found that in your glove compartment, man.

#See the smile...# [Laughs]

Air raid or it’s your orris root

Lemme tell ya what Melba Toast is packin right here…

Say, man, fuck the coaches. Just do it for us, man.

If it ain't that piece of paper, some other choice they're gonna try and make for you.

Corner pocket. # Take it easy #

Well, you folks take care. Good to see you, Randy.

##[Slow Ride By Foghat]

[Darla] Excuse me. Thank you.

You wouldn't know what to do if you had gotten there, so don't worry about it.

1976: it’s can’t get any worse 2025: hold my perfume

We gotta go get Fred Again Tickets Top Priority of the summer

"I Love Those Redheads, Man."

TAMPERING WITH MAILBOXES IS A FELONY OFFENSE

I am a candadate for The One 2017. I was gonna save the news for an upcoming ASMR but I might as well tell you now. I had to know it if i wanted knowledge i forgot to mention my stomach is infected

Isaac Fucking Newton Cannabis Investing Guru

Come on, let's go! Oh, my God!

It’d be a lot cooler if you got laid…

#Light my fuse #

Talk to this ooze right here

#Now, baby, uh-huh #

Have you been drinking?

Are you gonna be fuckin that later

Guess I might as well just get used to you being at the same social functions as me, huh?

#Slow-drivin' woman you're so fine #

Josh eats muff Josh bangs muff

of a championship season in '76. What bullshit.

What am I supposed to say? I don't know.

I heard there's gonna be a girl with knockers this big. Bullshit.

Casiyo! Come on S'go! S'go!

What times your kickback man? 5:30’man

What are you doing, picking up trash?

You see this? It's gotta be tight.

Why don't you take it somewhere else?

tokens get older game stays the same age

[Indistinct Shouting]

but you better watch out for them older girls.

Oh, man. Chicks don't wanna hear that shit.

[Don] Yeah, you, you! Freshman, right here. Come on.

Steyer is gonna be early!

I get older VKTX stays the same price

It sounds good and all but I have to confront the fact...

A beer bust later on. Hey, man.

That's what I love about these high school girls, man.

Is it illegal to be on the football field? I got some more.

# Whoa, we're gonna rock all night #

It'd be a lot cooler if it was

Bless your heart

he's a bad boy He Tries To Beat Him Up

We'll worry about that later. I will see you there.

So, is this a smoked or liquid lunch? Hey.

they fight each other it hurt real bad

Hey, Frank you fuckin' hippie, gimme drugs, man!

You win some You lose some

I'm gonna have to start knockin'your balls in to get 'em out of my way.

Hey, hop in, man.

Me at this point

Your days of lyin' around and pullin' tongue all night are over.

#I opened doors for little old ladies #

Oh! Oh, he is. Oh.

- Dominant male monkey motherfucker. - God!

WWF BELT? LOOKIN TOUGH

#Meanwhile far away in another part of town #

Yeah, that's good. Yeah.

What will you do for me?

When u see a hottie

I will see you there

What you think about that there, Coach?

Hey! Whatch the bandwidth, man.

You're not smilin' now, are ya, you little sack of shit.

[Laughing] Shit, yeah!

I WILL SEE YOU THERE

#I don't want you make my bed #

Yeah, that would be fun. Yeah.

And she, she was real cool too. She'd harvest the crops.

Good luck, man. Be there tonight.

You said, I challenge you in darts

##[I Just Wanna Make Love To You By Foghat]

He had people growin' it all over the country.

I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're a senior.

I only came here to do two things, man: kick some ass and drink some beer Looks like we're almost out of beer

Whoa! This place used to be off-limits, man,

He's cool, man. Relax. Hey, I'll be watchin' you, Newton.

Come on! Come on, man! Come on!

I got lots of details. [Laughing, Chatter, Indistinct]

would subject yourself to the losing end of it all?

you busted it, didn’t ya!?

Wood, you're gonna end up in jail sometime really soon.

I only came here to do two things, man: kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer

- What the hell... - Hey! All of you! Get over here!

Hey. Psst! Hey.

You try and outrun those guys. I'm gonna laugh my ass off when it's your turn.

I’m here man.

level of humiliation setting in that's gonna be with me for fucking ever!

Thanks, man. Yeah, take care, man.

What about that one where that sexy surfer guy catches that huge wave?

You're tellin' me. I'm being stalked by a flock of nazi turkeys.

Guys after party at Joe’s, be there

and we were wondering why someone like you...

Hey Slater, you fuckin hippy, gimme drugs man

Oh, don't worry 'bout it, man. A beer for my partner.

What's goin' on, man?

Is that a beer in your hand? Why, yes, it is.

Did you get it bad when you were a freshman? Aw. Shit, man.

I love those redheads, man.

We can play poker anytime. Go to a party?

#I walked through the halls of karma #

[Ginny] The '68 Democratic Convention was probably...

but... next time you come in at sunrise,

You, you haven't had any licks yet, have ya? Hmm? No.

You didn't know that? No.

No, you're right 'cause like I read about, um,

Oh, uh... Look, I'll probably get, you know, hung up with the guys.

I hope you brought your wood screws ‘Cause I’m gonna blow your doors completely off !!

#I ain't askin' for much Mm-hmm #

Pick me up a case of Kirk

If we leave we can't come back

That's what I love about these ringbearers, man.

You better get this kid out, or we're really gonna beat your ass.

You know - a little weed

Workin’ for the city. Workin’ man, huh?

I saw the ad... 295. It was right next to the sea monkeys.

Man, this fuckin' sucks. All right? Second fuckin' day of the year. No fuckin' elk draw results. No fuckin'

Only 15 players? Going for forfeit at half time Be a lot cooler if you did.

I love those apricots, man.