Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sitting round the pool all day...chasing the muff around

Whoo! Paycheck. Oh, yeah.

Red's a good color for you.

You can ride with us, man, but you're ridin' in the back 'cause I got shotgun

with all this American bicentennial Fourth of July brouhaha,

I mean, I got some pretty good ones in there.

We kicked some butt this year.

Hope you got more than a jock strap under there, you little rat!

You hear anything more about a beer bust? Talk to this man right here.

You didn't hear, did you? No.

You like her? Gotta play it cool, ya know.

Pena you’re the worst Pool player I’ve seen in my life

Let me tell you what. John’s eagles looking good!

Pro Anti Progressive. I like that. That's good, Lucky.

[Laughing] Yes, they do. Yes, they do.

Cool. #Slow ride #

You want to hit him! Jesus, son, you're wearin' Rebel gray!

Look at that shit-eatin' grin on his face. Not bad for a freshman,

That's it! Only the strong survive!

You gonna show up in flip flops? IT'D BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID

#All day long I think of things #

I'm gonna go find your little skinny partner Carl and his mom.

I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her. I'll bet.

Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!

and let 'em know it doesn't bother you that much.

And everybody's looking really pathetic.

But the head of Abraham Lincoln.

It's your lucky day. Usually you spend your freshman summer...

How did you do? Straight A's!

I would like for you to propose to Tony.

Not to indulge in any alcohol, drugs, perfume after 12:00...

#Lordy, mama Light my fuse #

Watch the leather man...

Mitchie Mitchie mitchie mitchie

I love those redheads, man.

So, um... [Sighs]

Okay. Hey, man, wait up.

- What did you hear? - I don't know, man. Are you okay?

Suffer, sisters! #Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo #

George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Jesus! You let that little fuck get away!

vino, man. V-I-n-o

[Tires Screeching] Oh!

What are you smilin' at, freshman faggot, huh?

Sorry, sorry. It's a, it's a bruise.

We're off to raise some hell. Look at that!

Nothing. Aw, come on! Nothing?

We've had a lot of good times here, Pink. Yeah, come on, Pink.

ALLRED, ALLRED, ALLRED.

Yeah, right, Mr. Premature Ejaculation.

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

You're running with that bad crowd again.

CM 2.0 PERFORMANCE EVALUATION

Be a lot cooler if it was.

1976: it’s can’t get any worse 2025: hold my perfume

some of us might be having too good a time.

- Hey, there you guys are. - Hey, man, what's in the bag?

Sample of the goods.

And let me tell ya this. The older you do get,

But... [Sighing]

You were gettin' there?

# The mountain is high The valley is low #

Oh, really? Just a sec. Yeah.

Tech ain't like high school girls...We get older, it never stays the same age

Aerosmith three weeks

#Finished with my woman #

Now where's your pitch man? Hit your goddamn pitch man! Oh, my God!

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

Y'all are an embarrassment to the sport of pool...

getting your asses busted and running for your worthless little lives.

You shouldn't still be mad 'cause I got all-district and you didn't.

We got our priorities straight coach

Casino! Come on S'go! S'go!

##[Why Can't We Be Friends By War]

# Ooo-hoo, love hurts #

Where are you headed off to now? The point. Gonna join us?

Let's go! I'm hurrying!

# 'Cause a backstagin' boogie set your pants on fire #

I don't know. A few, probably.

Get over there! Where you runnin' to?

We got 411 positrack out back, 750 double pumper,

You oughta ditch the two Or in the car and get in with us, but that's all right.

What the fuck are you lookin' at, huh?

There's some ruffians about and I...

#Said my get up and go must-a got up and went #

Kick some ass and drink some beer...looks like we’re almost out of beer.

This is sad. Shouldn't we be doing something else?

Chasing the muff around

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

Be a lot funnier if you did

The whole country back then was spraying Midnight Toker

Spell Beer On His Head And Began's To Fight

I got an idea. What?

Inconvenience for you

You better get your priorities straight

[Indistinct Yelling] #And we got no innocence #

So I hoped you enjoyed it. No.

Me and my loser friend, you know, we gotta go get The Tosser tickets

Yeah! All right.

Look’n Good Look’n Tough

[Slater] I ain't believin' that shit about Bonham's one-hour drum solo.

That a little bit of reefer I smell on you, boy? Coach is right.

Maybe I’ll see you later

Come on, come on! Hurry up, guys! It was beautiful!

Actually, it's a good idea.

You just gotta... You gotta shake it off.

[Indistinct Shouting]

There's a fella on a beer truck out on the street that says you did.

Oh-ho, not yet.

1976: it’s can’t get any worse 2025: hold my perfume

I gotta get seconds with him. Wait.

What? Let's get outta here.

Mr. Floyd, are you gracing us with your presence today?

[Chuckles] See ya later, alligator.

Not a lot. Cynthia, man? I like it, man.

this is how katie is doing

Need me to pick you up a couple? Yeah, two.

You’re hanging around the clinic Chasing the muff around

Slate, man, why are you always such a dork, man?

Look at the blood stains!

- Hey, guys, pull over to that one over there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tires Screeching] [Engine Stops]

I WILL SEE YOU THERE

they are bully the have to stop

You hear that? He was gettin' there.

Are you wearing Midnight Toker?

What? What? I can't say.

What? Coach gave me something to give to you.

Quarterbacks don't have to do what their coaches say?

I get older and the BQ stays the same

Me and my very cool friends we gotta go get summerfest tix. top priority

I only came here to do two things, man, eat some Thai Food and drink some beer.

##[Music Continues]

# Can't stay at home can't stay in school #

Before next fall, you're in need of a serious immune system adjustment, young man.

What you lookin' at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.

[Car Approaching]