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We've had a lot of good times here, Pink. Yeah, come on, Pink.
I WILL SEE YOU THERE
But the head of Abraham Lincoln.
Where are you headed off to now? The point. Gonna join us?
Whoo! Paycheck. Oh, yeah.
I get older and the BQ stays the same
What you lookin' at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
Hope you got more than a jock strap under there, you little rat!
What? Coach gave me something to give to you.
Are you wearing Midnight Toker?
We kicked some butt this year.
Casino! Come on S'go! S'go!
You hear that? He was gettin' there.
You're running with that bad crowd again.
he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up
1976: it’s can’t get any worse 2025: hold my perfume
George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
But... [Sighing]
Let's go! I'm hurrying!
You like her? Gotta play it cool, ya know.
I love those redheads, man.
Inconvenience for you
Cool. #Slow ride #
Spell Beer On His Head And Began's To Fight
[Chuckles] See ya later, alligator.
with all this American bicentennial Fourth of July brouhaha,
he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up
# Can't stay at home can't stay in school #
So I hoped you enjoyed it. No.
[Indistinct Yelling] #And we got no innocence #
some of us might be having too good a time.
# Ooh-ooh #
You oughta ditch the two Or in the car and get in with us, but that's all right.
Not a lot. Cynthia, man? I like it, man.
What? What? I can't say.
You hear anything more about a beer bust? Talk to this man right here.
What? Let's get outta here.
It's your lucky day. Usually you spend your freshman summer...
[Car Approaching]
Mitchie Mitchie mitchie mitchie
Mr. Floyd, are you gracing us with your presence today?
[Tires Screeching] Oh!
Chasing the muff around
Maybe I’ll see you later
Quarterbacks don't have to do what their coaches say?
he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up
Sitting round the pool all day...chasing the muff around
I mean, I got some pretty good ones in there.
I would like for you to propose to Tony.
I gotta get seconds with him. Wait.
[Slater] I ain't believin' that shit about Bonham's one-hour drum solo.
Actually, it's a good idea.
Sample of the goods.
Slate, man, why are you always such a dork, man?
Sorry, sorry. It's a, it's a bruise.
How did you do? Straight A's!
# The mountain is high The valley is low #
Aerosmith three weeks
Like how?
Yeah! All right.
Show it to her
Look at that shit-eatin' grin on his face. Not bad for a freshman,
I only came here to do two things, man, eat some Thai Food and drink some beer.
AIR RAID!
they are bully the have to stop
You can ride with us, man, but you're ridin' in the back 'cause I got shotgun
#Finished with my woman #
Not to indulge in any alcohol, drugs, perfume after 12:00...
Red's a good color for you.
Kick some ass and drink some beer...looks like we’re almost out of beer.
#All day long I think of things #
Get over there! Where you runnin' to?
Pro Anti Progressive. I like that. That's good, Lucky.
this is how katie is doing
And let me tell ya this. The older you do get,
#Said my get up and go must-a got up and went #
1976: it’s can’t get any worse 2025: hold my perfume
You better get your priorities straight
You just gotta... You gotta shake it off.
Y'all are an embarrassment to the sport of pool...
- Hey, there you guys are. - Hey, man, what's in the bag?
We got our priorities straight coach
You’re hanging around the clinic Chasing the muff around
getting your asses busted and running for your worthless little lives.
Be a lot cooler if it was.
You want to hit him! Jesus, son, you're wearin' Rebel gray!
You were gettin' there?
Benny, Don.
So, um... [Sighs]
Okay
Pena you’re the worst Pool player I’ve seen in my life
This is sad. Shouldn't we be doing something else?
Jesus! You let that little fuck get away!
Suffer, sisters! #Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo #
Thanks, man.
Need me to pick you up a couple? Yeah, two.
Look’n Good Look’n Tough
That's it! Only the strong survive!
What the fuck are you lookin' at, huh?
The whole country back then was spraying Midnight Toker
##[Music Continues]
Watch the leather man...
ALLRED, ALLRED, ALLRED.
Oh, really? Just a sec. Yeah.
Before next fall, you're in need of a serious immune system adjustment, young man.
That a little bit of reefer I smell on you, boy? Coach is right.
vino, man. V-I-n-o
and let 'em know it doesn't bother you that much.
There's a fella on a beer truck out on the street that says you did.
Reefer on two.
#Lordy, mama Light my fuse #
Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!
Let me tell you what. John’s eagles looking good!
Me and my very cool friends we gotta go get summerfest tix. top priority
Look at the blood stains!
Be a lot funnier if you did
And everybody's looking really pathetic.
9:30. Hmm.
You didn't hear, did you? No.
Now where's your pitch man? Hit your goddamn pitch man! Oh, my God!
I’m here man
- Hey, guys, pull over to that one over there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
# 'Cause a backstagin' boogie set your pants on fire #
[Indistinct Shouting]
What are you smilin' at, freshman faggot, huh?
Tech ain't like high school girls...We get older, it never stays the same age
Me and my loser friend, you know, we gotta go get The Tosser tickets
You shouldn't still be mad 'cause I got all-district and you didn't.
We're off to raise some hell. Look at that!
CM 2.0 PERFORMANCE EVALUATION
You gonna show up in flip flops? IT'D BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID
[Mumbling]
I got an idea. What?
I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her. I'll bet.
We got 411 positrack out back, 750 double pumper,
Yeah, right, Mr. Premature Ejaculation.
There's some ruffians about and I...
[Tires Screeching] [Engine Stops]
- What did you hear? - I don't know, man. Are you okay?
Nothing. Aw, come on! Nothing?
Okay. Hey, man, wait up.
[Laughing] Yes, they do. Yes, they do.
I don't know. A few, probably.
# Ooo-hoo, love hurts #
Oh-ho, not yet.
I'm gonna go find your little skinny partner Carl and his mom.
##[Why Can't We Be Friends By War]
Come on, come on! Hurry up, guys! It was beautiful!