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#All over the country I've seen it the same #
Any more details of my life you can let me in on, Ben?
Reliving old glories on the football field?
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remind me to kill myself. Well, all I'm sayin' is...
Nah, Got My Own Ride, But Maybe I’ll See You Later
Yep, inconvenience for you, I'm sorry
You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women:
[Don] Pink! Come on, man.
that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life,
Who painted 'em? Ah! Mostly Michelle. Ah!
Exactly. Man, that's what everybody in this car needs...
Where you goin'? Where you goin'?
Want a beer? Yeah.
I only came here to do two things, man: find some elk and drink some beer.
[Gunshots] Get down!
You busted it didn’t ya!
Randy Floyd, before next fall you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment young man.
Any of you girls gonna be ready to play football this fall? Oh, yeah.
Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!
[Sighing]
You better get your priorities straight.
# You know the rhythm is right #
That was so creepy. Ugh!
Now break down! Break down! I'm sorry, Coach.
Come on, man! You want some more? You fuckin' bitch!
# We can roll all night #
and I'm really sick of looking at all of you.
No one's paying you to think about it! Just do it!
.
Say man, are we leaving on an elk hunt tomorrow?
Dawson! Get your scrawny butts over here!
# Take it easy #
Fuck you
About what? About tonight?
Tampering with mailboxes is a felony offense..
They just got Hirschfelder too. Really?
quem que ficar com a pele perfeita?
#All the girls and boys #
Oh, yeah! [Laughing]
ALLRED, ALLRED, ALLRED.
#Away ##
Check ya later! Check ya later!
Don't air raid for that bitch. I hate that shit.
Hurry, man! [Indistinct Yelling, Tires Screeching]
Attitude adjustment. You know what I mean?
Better watch your step navajo Coyotes are howling tonight
[Pink] Hey, Man, You Still Wakin up And Get Those Sturgill Tickets?
Mitchie? Mitchie,Mitchie,Mitchie!
It’d be a lot cooler if he did
Watching that Jays game like .....
Fuckin' bitch.
We had Silk Roads together, remember?
He's like a little Casanova. It's amazing.
Oh, get back!
- Why am I gettin' wake up calls from the cops? - Oh, that was nothin'.
Ray is done with the reefer Yea fucking right....you're a pothead
[Laughing] Wait a minute.
Run! Go, go, go, go! [Tires Screeching]
Hey, Dad, Mom. What's up?
# You gotta rock all night #
- Wood-a-been, happenin'? - Bummer about your party.
Good. Thanks a lot, man.
Hey kid , take care of that butt.
Yeah. Inconvenience for you. I'm sorry.
# Old folks say you poor little fool #
##[Low Rider By War]
You're an asshole. [Don] Yes, I am.
Hey, it's the chicks. Shavonne's still mad at me.
Lick me!
Hey, brother, roll it back.
Dear friends,
Uh, nobody. I mean,
All of you. Mitch Kramer?
Fucker!
"Will you marry me?"
IT'D BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU were
What am I supposed to say?
There may be a beer bust later on. Oh, really?
Brian Sampson goes back to Yorktown
Okay, um... I'll be there, man.
I'm headed this way. Oh.
- Yeah, I guess. - This is my house.
Oh, that's it! I fuckin' saw that, you little sack of shit!
#Roll me #
But this year, because we feel so sorry for you,
Uh, sixer
What are they gonna do next, give you guys urine tests
Yeah, get outta here.
Did y'all hear this little motherfucker's mom pulled a shotgun on me this afternoon?
What girlfriend?
Up! Up! Up! Up!
This immune system ready to spend a couple 13-14 days in the elk woods this fall
No one quits senior year, pal, especially if you're starring quarterback.
I looove those red sunsets, man.
Um, no, not yet man
[Mike] Oh, Christ.
Oh, yeah, Mitch Kramer?
'Cause he knew he was on to somethin'.
You. Who are you?
Oh, shit. That crazy bastard.
someone's tokin' some reefer.
How can you even pretend to talk that way, huh? Okay, Randy.
I may work for APA But I will never sign that
Can't let her know how much you like her. If she knows, she'll dump ya like that.
- I don't know what you're talking about, but I suggest that you... - You busted it, didn't ya?
Thanks. Go on in. He's up there somewhere.
I would like to dedicate this First lick To your mother, fucker
You’re dead man. You’re dead.
Good.
Dawson, did you give him that pledge sheet?
Y'all are some of the worst spectators of the sport of hockey and should be proud that I let you Play ... this year's playoffs
Closed minded progressives. I like that.
No, actually, we came to see you. Oh.
Okay, thanks. Hey, take it easy.
[Laughing] Look at the bloodstains right there.
O'Bannion backed his truck over some pizzas and made 'em eat it, man.
And you. [Cocking Gun] Get the hell off my property.
What a dumb shit.
Beer
Guess that makes you Deep Throat.
#Man, but it sure was nice #
Hey, fuck the Omicron Variant, I did.
It'd be a lot cooler if you did
She was a hip, a hip, hip lady, man.
JRAD, top priority of the summer
That’s what I like about grace I get older, she still likes boots
And there you guys were in class trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes...
Good meeting
Think I should?
Were you going to have a party here tonight, son?
- Right here, buddy. - He waves at us.
Sure. I'll probably be going to Pickford's party.
Cool.
Yeah, like smoke pot? Yeah.
Now I done called the police. [Uncocking Gun Hammer]
You know that hurt him. What's goin' on here?
Don, have you ever thought about why we play football?
#For somethin' that he never done #
So he grew fields of it, man. But you know what?
Why are you smilin'? I thought he was cute.
When someone tries to come in uninvited. “I don’t think so creep”
All right.
Say, man, why don't you stop failing Drug tests, so we can get u in the army
#Slow ride #
The '50s were boring, the '60s rocked, and the '70s...
# Think I'll lose my mind if I don't #
Yeah, like what? I'm bored. Let's split.
Sorry
My favorite director
Nice tongue!
I don't wanna get in trouble. Do you, Pink?
Wrong Mr Pickford
A-About what? You said, looks like it's water under the bridge
You're Watching Detectives On ID You're Watching Paw Patrol On Nick Jr.
What do you think about that? [Laughing]
Hey man, it's quality not quantity.
Wrong mr. Razowsky altogether!
Good for you. [Laughs]
Mr. Costello
I never have before but, you know.
you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man
[Indistinct Chatter] What's the matter with you, Floyd?
Very nice. My favourite. Yeah? It’s a good color for you.
What are you doing? Picking up trash?
like a Jackson Pollock or Ernest Hemingway,
[Coughs] Hey, man. Hey, slow down.
Shit, you got so many balls on the table,
I love those olympians, maaannn
You havin' fun? Yeah. Yeah.
is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.
# You're callin' my name but I gotta make clear #
Yeah, but nothing's ever been repaired, so this whole place could fall down at any time.
SO GUYS HAVE IT ALL THE MADONNA AND THE WHORE
Okay, girlies, it's hot out here,
I was just about to ask you the same question.
If I ever left the poker table? What about you?
my mood every day
They apparently have permission to use the parking lot.
That’s what I love about these college spring breakers We get older, they stay the same age
[Chuckles] Get off my case, man.
And how am I supposed to do that, ho?? When I'm suck8ng your man's dick
#Like a dog in heat #