Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just want you guys to know I feel for you, man.

I'm supposed to be being a bitch. Back to the pit.

That asshole on the way in. Clint.

What do ya need? Take it easy on my brother this summer.

Whoo! Another cherry, boys.

Reliving old glories on the football field?

#And I come home from a hard day's work #

[Mitch] Hey, man, whose bowling ball is this? It's yours.

I only came here to do two things kick some ass and sling some code

You oughta ditch the two geeks in the car and get in with us, but that's all right.

Does that hurt? Aaah! Yes, it hurts.

Yeah. [Pickford] You're nuts, Junior! You're nuts!

[Laughing] Oh, God, you know that hurts!

You still drivin up to Costco to get a a case of Kirk Light?

I swore to God I'd never come to a Top Notch,

Propose to Mr. Dawson.

- Look at your boy. Look at your boy. - Kramer!

[Boy] Good luck.

Air raid, freshman.

Yeah, right. Good game.

Good game, good game, good game, good game.

What about Mary Poppins?

#I'm in the mood #

Walkin' down the hall by myself.

Workin' for the city Workin' Man

Open wide! Mmm-mmm-mmm! # Why can't we be friends #

#Deep in the south of Texas #

He's kinda little. You got our word, sis.

Bet you're glad school's out. We got our report cards today.

# S-E-N-I-O-R-S #

Fry like bacon...piggies!

Oh, and Mitch, Carl,

Huh? Huh, motherfucker? Oh, right. Okay,

Carl Burnett. I just heard he's gettin' busted.

[Sighs] Uh, yeah. Why not?

I don't know, Zilka. I've been doing so good at child rearing, i figured i'd take the fall off and become a better father

Mitchie mitchie mitchie We’re looking for you pal.

Pro Anti Progressive. I like that. That's good, Lucky.

# We gotta rock all night #

Was it O'Bannion? Yeah.

And, uh, hangin' out with people I know?

Well, seniors, we tried. We gave you all a chance.

If anyone starts messin' with ya, play it cool.

Could be a little... I don't know... Maybe perhaps a little more symmetrical.

Say, I promise. Oh, Jesus.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Hey, man, what's happenin'? Play a little foosball?

Miss Hot Stuff.

IT'D BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID

Oh no. What will we watch?

You couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man.

Seriously, you can stand up.

Just remember that.

I figured I'd Cash my last check And go back to James Hodge

I came here to do two things, vape and 3-putt and I’m almost out if vape

You might experience something more tangible than an Abraham Lincoln dream.

No one: Ms. Jenna: I still have 5 more lectures!!

You think it would be all right? It'll be fine.

Pro Anti Progressive. I like that. That's good, Lucky.

Well, guess what, genius? I'm the one smokin' marijuana, motherfucker. You got a problem with that?

Let me tell you what. John’s Thunder are looking good!

#Rock and roll Hootchie Koo #

I love those redheads, man. I know you.

Lick me, all of you!

Like if she asks you to ride out there with her, you say somethin' like,

# Come on and take a free ride # #Free ride #

Every second that you could let us out early...

God, it was vicious. [Chuckles]

It was just an observation. Oh, an observation, huh?

#I been bad I been good #

Start unpacking. We're not goin' anywhere.

You're dead man You're so dead

I only came here to do two things, man: kick some ass and drink some beer.

Workin man, huh?

The Tigers open the 2020 season with Mississippi State and Mike Leach's air raid offense coming to town AIR RAID!

[Girl] T-A-R-A. I never met a Tara before.

Hey man got any REKR? Be a lot cooler if you did

Anything you want. Anything. Anything?

What's your name? Sabrina.

They're slowing down. You get out and get 'em! You get out! You get out!

You didn’t know that? This country is founded on perfume.

1976: it can’t get any worse 2025: hold my perfume

# You know I'm here to say ##

I got my own brunch, but maybe I’ll see you later

# You could dance all night if you felt all right #

##[Right Place, Wrong Time By Dr. John]

Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!

and save us all a lot of time.

It'd be a lot cooler if he did

Lookin’ tough

#La-la-la-la-la-la #

[Tony] Don't do it, Sabrina. [Darla] Oh, that's it.

#Mosquitoes started buzzin' 'bout this time of year ##

Hi. Wonderin' if you were around here. How's it goin'?

Just trying to keep a little Change in my pocket

Let me tell you what. John’s eagles looking good!

Thank you. [Knock At Door]

Let me tell you what. John’s eagles looking good!

- Yeah, Mitch Kramer. - Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna give him a beating...

What do you do? I mean, for fun?

Mark! Watch the leather, man!

Why don't I go out there and see what's goin' on? I think you better.

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

##[No More Mr. Nice Guy By Alice Cooper]

[Don] Tubs, catch! Get outta here!

Don't try anything or I'll shoot the shit outta you.

Neo-McCarthyism, I like that.

It'd be a lot cooler if he did.

Welcome to Rush honey

Fuck! Freshmen shit-heads!

No one's paying you to think about it! Just do it!

##[Tush By ZZ Top]

##[Hurricane By Bob Dylan]

Good game, man. Yeah, right.

then why'd you say that chief

Invoicing We'll worry abou that later. See you there

Look out, look out!

# We got no choice #

Your sister told me everything, so I've decided to make this deal with you.

I only care here to do two things man. Watch the Blues and drink some Kirk!

Guy is just a big fuckin' asshole. Give him all your info and never think about it again.

Wait, wait! I gotta cruise by this afternoon...

Huh? Huh, motherfucker? Oh, right. Okay, Mike.

I love those redheads man

It'd be a lot cooler if he did

##[Balinese By ZZ Top]

What are you wastin' a beer on him for? What?

[Indistinct Yelling]

These guys, I donno.

I'm still not sure. I'm working right now, for the State.