Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This fucking sucks

You sign it, never think about it again. Just let it go.

Or is it just this pledge?

[Cynthia] Why'd we even come here?

You're sitting internet trolling all day Chasing the muff around

I don't think I like people, period. You guys are okay.

- Benny, they got Burnett out back. - Carl Burnett?

Yeah, there's always one senior who has to be the bad ass.

Willard Pink Sutton, Are you ready to sign your commitment to your team?

well, it's open season all summer long, boys.

Later. So what did we decide?

Aha! [Laughing]

Hey fas, you fucking hippy, gimmie drugs man!

#And you're confused on which way to go #

Hey, Mitch! Mitch! Kramer!

… it can’t get any worse

Maybe you've never got past the sniffin'-butt stage.

What'd you just say? When?

But since you little prick teases couldn't follow instructions!

There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It’s out at the moon tower.

[Carl] At the party tonight,

Let me tell you what. John’s Stangs looking good!

- Uh, yeah. There's some in my glove compartment. - I got 'em.

Top priority of the summer.

Be a lot funnier if it was

# Step inside my... # Just goin' at it.

she'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he'd come in the door.

[Indistinct Police Radio]

That's a lie. When you do that, I know you're lying, you bitch.

All I'm gonna buy is, moon pie, moon pie, moon pie moon pie

- Oh, that's pretty good, you know? - Yeah.

I get richer, they stay the same wage

Hey, man, whose car?

[Pink] Here, hold this, hold this.

[Girls Screaming] #... O-R-S #

Well, are you in or are you out?

#Not so long ago #

# Come on and sit here by my side #

How did they know I was gonna be here?

I ONLY CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS, MAN: TALK FOOTBALL AND EAT SNICKERS LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF FOOTBALL

I love those apricots, man.

I get older, they stay the same age.

Talkin some fuckin muscle

[Indistinct Yelling]

Wait a minute. Who put the keg way out here in the woods?

Dazed and Confused

What's fascinating is the way not only the school, but the entire community,

Are you gonna hoist it? Yeah. All I need's the freshman as a lookout.

That'll draw them out of here. They're gonna get you anyway.

I love those redheads, man.

and help people who are getting fucked over?

That bowling ball said Oof! to that damn windshield!

"That's what I love about these [enigmas], man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Petersen Six-pack May 2020

Why don't you go get a ride with her? Say we left ya.

I'm just a mouthy little fuck who REFUSES to follow instructions!!!

##[Slow Ride By Foghat]

[Indistinct Yelling]

Say man, is your server patched? Be a lot cooler if it was

It'd be a lot cooler if Contreras was in the lineup.

If it ain't old Richard Wrath. How ya doin', Dick?

#Now, baby, uh-uh #

#Here comes the story of the Hurricane #

I can't believe that. What a bitch.

[Tires Screeching]

Man, what is happenin'? Long time... no see.

Thats A Thought!!!

Marijuana on one. [Laughing]

You just gotta keep livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

George Washington was into damp and moldy tobacco notes

# Take it easy #

[Tuesday's Gone By Lynyrd Skynyrd]

I paid for the beer

All right, you... knock. Just...

Come on, dude, relax!

You weren't thinking about it, were you? Gilligan's Island?

# Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends ##

# The rhythm is right #

I figured I'd become a writer.

Yeah, okay. Cool.

You're the one with something to lose. Coach, you don't even know them.

Your ass will be purple before the day is over Your ass will be purple before the day is over

Josh eats muff Josh bangs muff

I want you to get your priorities straightened out,

# The man the authorities came to blame #

Guys are actually signing this crap? Apparently.

# There on a crowded island #

Look, I got a confession to make. What do you mean?

Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day.

Look! Look, look, look, look! It was so easy.

At first, I was relieved to get out of the situation, but now there's this...

I'm sorry, ma'am. I was just escorting your fine young son home from school. There's some ruffians about.

How are you this evenin'? Pretty good. How's it goin'?

You don't wanna sign the pledge, right? That's what it is.

# Got to get your lovin' one more time #

Right. How ya doin'?

we'll be seeing each other again.

You didn't hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass? Swear to God. No way!

Enigmas I get older, they stay the same age

Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense

that I really don't like the people I've been talking about helping out.

I looove those redheads, man…

Workin' for the city. Workin' man, huh?

#I know I've been # Hey, Hirschfelder, let's go.

[Laughing] Looks like we're almost outta beer.

Come on. You're playin' with the big boys now, man. Do it. Throw it.

I may work for APA But I will never sign that

Your Land Rover will be purple before the day is over.

[Cheering] Strike... three! Ball game.

Yeah. His old man found out. Total rip-off, man.

I might go to Richards party But i will never sign this

Gang way! This is a moving party, butt face!

I wouldn't doubt it. My boy, Benny, was wearin' their asses out!

#Now I been smokin' for so long #

Check this out, man. Donny!

Come on, man. Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash.

I want you on him like stink on shit, stink on shit!

looks like we're almost outta cults

I hope you brought your wood screws ‘Cause I’m gonna blow your doors completely off !!

I love those apricots, man.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

What are they gonna do next, give you guys urine tests?

Can’t let them know you’re not coming cuz they’ll remove you like that

Outta observations?

Your ass'll be purple before the day is over.

In honor of your daddy, Coach CYPERUS SCARIOSUS

I know you got this thing out of a comic book.

I think O'Bannion's gonna be the first senior in history...

Four. You're dead, man. You're so dead.

Not to indulge in any alcohol, drugs, sex after 12:00...

#I been up I been down #

THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE JAN/SAN BUSINESS. I KEEP GET OLDER... AND THEY JUST KEEP WIPING!

that if I do play next year,

Wrong Mr.Park altogether

Whoo! I got your change too.

#Mm-hmm ## Fuck 'em! [Laughs]

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

Time! [O'Bannion] Kramer, one more pitch.

Do you know Mom barely even let me out of the house when I was your age?

I don't know. Let me ask you somethin'.

He's not a bad guy to have on your side blocking for ya. Yeah.

Me and my loser cousin, ya know, Gotta go to Less Than Jake. Top priority of the summer.

And we're almost out of beer.

Shit! Here they come!

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

How's your dad doing? He's doing great.

You better get your priorities straight

Mommy Daddy Grandma Grandpa

##[Continues Indistinct] You didn't know she stuffs her bra?

Are we gonna play poker tonight? Count me out.

we're just gonna have to try something else, won't we?

Lick me! All of you!