Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

#And you're confused on which way to go #

Do you know Mom barely even let me out of the house when I was your age?

Hey, man, whose car?

I don't know. Let me ask you somethin'.

that if I do play next year,

Dazed and Confused

At first, I was relieved to get out of the situation, but now there's this...

Or is it just this pledge?

You're sitting internet trolling all day Chasing the muff around

If it ain't old Richard Wrath. How ya doin', Dick?

Four. You're dead, man. You're so dead.

I get richer, they stay the same wage

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

I don't think I like people, period. You guys are okay.

Look, I got a confession to make. What do you mean?

Come on, dude, relax!

I paid for the beer

Thats A Thought!!!

What are they gonna do next, give you guys urine tests?

Are we gonna play poker tonight? Count me out.

I figured I'd become a writer.

# The rhythm is right #

[Tires Screeching]

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

#Now I been smokin' for so long #

I might go to Richards party But i will never sign this

Shit! Here they come!

Yeah. His old man found out. Total rip-off, man.

[Cynthia] Why'd we even come here?

That'll draw them out of here. They're gonna get you anyway.

I'm just a mouthy little fuck who REFUSES to follow instructions!!!

she'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he'd come in the door.

Man, what is happenin'? Long time... no see.

[Laughing] Looks like we're almost outta beer.

we'll be seeing each other again.

- Uh, yeah. There's some in my glove compartment. - I got 'em.

#I been up I been down #

[Indistinct Yelling]

You didn't hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass? Swear to God. No way!

Come on. You're playin' with the big boys now, man. Do it. Throw it.

Yeah, okay. Cool.

I love those apricots, man.

Lick me! All of you!

[Tuesday's Gone By Lynyrd Skynyrd]

Let me tell you what. John’s Stangs looking good!

How did they know I was gonna be here?

Your ass will be purple before the day is over Your ass will be purple before the day is over

In honor of your daddy, Coach CYPERUS SCARIOSUS

You're the one with something to lose. Coach, you don't even know them.

George Washington was into damp and moldy tobacco notes

#Here comes the story of the Hurricane #

[Indistinct Yelling]

that I really don't like the people I've been talking about helping out.

Your ass'll be purple before the day is over.

#Not so long ago #

Your Land Rover will be purple before the day is over.

Right. How ya doin'?

You just gotta keep livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

[Carl] At the party tonight,

# Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends ##

Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense

[Girls Screaming] #... O-R-S #

"That's what I love about these [enigmas], man. I get older, they stay the same age."

I love those apricots, man.

Not to indulge in any alcohol, drugs, sex after 12:00...

[Indistinct Police Radio]

I know you got this thing out of a comic book.

Josh eats muff Josh bangs muff

and help people who are getting fucked over?

All I'm gonna buy is, moon pie, moon pie, moon pie moon pie

Are you gonna hoist it? Yeah. All I need's the freshman as a lookout.

Check this out, man. Donny!

I want you to get your priorities straightened out,

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

I looove those redheads, man…

… it can’t get any worse

Guys are actually signing this crap? Apparently.

There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It’s out at the moon tower.

I may work for APA But I will never sign that

Outta observations?

But since you little prick teases couldn't follow instructions!

Yeah, there's always one senior who has to be the bad ass.

He's not a bad guy to have on your side blocking for ya. Yeah.

I can't believe that. What a bitch.

I get older, they stay the same age.

Mommy Daddy Grandma Grandpa

You weren't thinking about it, were you? Gilligan's Island?

I want you on him like stink on shit, stink on shit!

I hope you brought your wood screws ‘Cause I’m gonna blow your doors completely off !!

##[Continues Indistinct] You didn't know she stuffs her bra?

Time! [O'Bannion] Kramer, one more pitch.

Hey, Mitch! Mitch! Kramer!

- Benny, they got Burnett out back. - Carl Burnett?

Be a lot funnier if it was

Gang way! This is a moving party, butt face!

And we're almost out of beer.

#Now, baby, uh-uh #

Well, are you in or are you out?

I'm sorry, ma'am. I was just escorting your fine young son home from school. There's some ruffians about.

Enigmas I get older, they stay the same age

Whoo! I got your change too.

Talkin some fuckin muscle

What's fascinating is the way not only the school, but the entire community,

How are you this evenin'? Pretty good. How's it goin'?

Top priority of the summer.

well, it's open season all summer long, boys.

That bowling ball said Oof! to that damn windshield!

Come on, man. Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash.

- Oh, that's pretty good, you know? - Yeah.

# Got to get your lovin' one more time #

#Mm-hmm ## Fuck 'em! [Laughs]

I ONLY CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS, MAN: TALK FOOTBALL AND EAT SNICKERS LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF FOOTBALL

That's a lie. When you do that, I know you're lying, you bitch.

You don't wanna sign the pledge, right? That's what it is.

# There on a crowded island #

Can’t let them know you’re not coming cuz they’ll remove you like that

Petersen Six-pack May 2020

[Cheering] Strike... three! Ball game.

# Take it easy #

How's your dad doing? He's doing great.

All right, you... knock. Just...

Look! Look, look, look, look! It was so easy.

# Come on and sit here by my side #

THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE JAN/SAN BUSINESS. I KEEP GET OLDER... AND THEY JUST KEEP WIPING!

Why don't you go get a ride with her? Say we left ya.

#I know I've been # Hey, Hirschfelder, let's go.

You sign it, never think about it again. Just let it go.

You better get your priorities straight

Marijuana on one. [Laughing]

Later. So what did we decide?

Aha! [Laughing]

Wait a minute. Who put the keg way out here in the woods?

I love those redheads, man.

# The man the authorities came to blame #

looks like we're almost outta cults

This fucking sucks

Me and my loser cousin, ya know, Gotta go to Less Than Jake. Top priority of the summer.

I wouldn't doubt it. My boy, Benny, was wearin' their asses out!

What'd you just say? When?

Say man, is your server patched? Be a lot cooler if it was

Maybe you've never got past the sniffin'-butt stage.

Workin' for the city. Workin' man, huh?

##[Slow Ride By Foghat]

It'd be a lot cooler if Contreras was in the lineup.

we're just gonna have to try something else, won't we?

Willard Pink Sutton, Are you ready to sign your commitment to your team?

Wrong Mr.Park altogether

# Step inside my... # Just goin' at it.

[Pink] Here, hold this, hold this.

Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day.

Hey fas, you fucking hippy, gimmie drugs man!

I think O'Bannion's gonna be the first senior in history...