Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

your ass gets so numb, you might as well get it over with.

[Benny] Let's go kick some ass!

Oh, well. Best not think too deeply on this one, right? Best not.

What time is your party, man? 9:30, man.

Woo! You all ready to bust some ass? [Laughs]

# 'Cause they found new toys #

#Nobody's winnin' at this kind of game #

I’m not worried.

Hmm. Okay, Mitchell. [Chuckles]

Marckus at Tonight's Raid

Why aren't they after anybody else? [Tommy] They are, man.

[Tuesday's Gone By Lynyrd Skynyrd]

So you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do?

Let me tell you what. John’s stangs looking good!

[Laughing] What have you guys been doing?

Randy Floyd, before next fall You're in serious need of an attitude adjustment

Hey Kramer Show it to her!

Matt and Eric.... Trying to get Emma to ditch class

You couldn’t handle that shit on strong acid.

It's like the every-other-decade theory, you know?

I don’t think we need birch tar anyways

Not me. I will, I guess.

don't forget what you're celebrating, and that’s the fact...

So guys have it all... the Madonna and the whore.

Well, guess what, genius? I'm the one smokin' marijuana? You got a problem with that?

#And party every day ## [Coughing]

There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak.

Huh? Huh, motherfucker?

That's the kind of people I was tellin' you about.

Big trip, huh? We're going away for the weekend.

Autopsy said he had one beer, man. How many'd you have?

I don't know, man.

Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.

I don't know, kellen. I've been doing so good on the golf course I'm going to take the fishing opener off and focus on my golf game

I can't believe they did that. Man! God, no wonder!

We had geography together, remember?

What have you been up to? Same old shit, man.

Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!

How's it going? Good. What's goin' on?

[Engine Idling] Let's get together sometime.

this is got to stop i cannot graduate with all bs

[Boy] Hey, fuck her. I did!

He's a dead man. He's fuckin' dead!

I promise not to tell anyone. Okay, thank you.

[Yelling] Now fry like bacon, you little freshmen piggies!

#Feel like I do ##

Looks like we’re almost outta perfume

Have You Called Highland AC?

That's a hairline fracture. What did you do? Holy shit!

[Mitch] Why's it called the moon tower?

#Rock and roll Hootchie Koo #

Air raid or it's your ass.

I always feel a little out of place at these things, you know?

My Favorite color

I took it easy on you.

We're talkin some fuckin muscle

Full kegs, everybody's gonna be there. You oughta go.

Christofascism, I like that

drives a mac truck and runs a 40 in 10.2.

HUH?! HUH, MOTHERFUCKER?!

That's a thought

Here's some more money for your pocket. You have a nice night tonight.

Lookin' tough. Yeah.

Oh, I'm in. Bill, you and Eric pick up the first keg.

What about? Go get the door, man. Here.

Put dogshit on my car Didn’t ya?!?!

#I went down the right trail but I must have used the wrong car #

You're taking Kev with you? No, he's staying here.

It's like our camp host Mark told us before one trip into the Idaho jungle! Flatlanders! Two of you going in dry. Two of you coming out wet

But I will never sign that.

I can't wait to get paid..ya when I get paid

Smokin' a J with 50 elves.

That's hot stuff

You've got an attitude adjustment you've gotta make right now.

What is the matter with you? It's fuckin' pitiful!

# You keep on shoutin' You keep on shoutin'#

Here’s some more money for your pocket

Let me tell you what. John’s Thunder looking good!

OTSF!! Only the strong survive!!

You busted it didn’t ya!

[Snaps Fingers] Will you marry me?

All right, you little freshman bitches!

Just don't get him more than the other guys, any of you.

I just wanna look back and say...

Let's go, come on! Back it up.

No, I may of said something about you needing practice

You oughta ditch the two geeks in the car and get in with us

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

So did you hear they're busting Carl Burnett out back?

Replacing Heineman Top priority of the winter .

[Squealing, Laughing]

#I was in the right place but it must have been the wrong time #

Let’s go smoke a joint, man, on the 50 fucking yard line!

Let me tell you what. John’s stangs looking good!

Aw! [Sarcastically] Aw! Don't think for a minute...

You can ride with us, man, but you're ridin' in the back 'cause I ain't gonna shotgun you.

Mitchie Mitchie mitchie mitchie

Hey, you. Come here.

Hey, have you seen Jodi around? She left your ass.

Over here. Now. Come on. Over here. Come on.

Okay, great. We'll pick you up about 8:30. Okay.

What grade's she in? Sophomore.

[Boy] All right, let's rock and roll.

Imagine how many people out there right now are fuckin' man.

Hey man … put some Oreos on it for awhile

Chad.... ....tampering with mailboxes

This arm ready to throw about 5,000 yards this season?

[Carl] Pentico's got his brother's car.

Oh, that's great. That's good. That's good.

# You drive us wild We'll drive ya crazy #

How should we inscribe your tombstone? [Laughing]

[Clint] Get the fuck off me!

Let me tell you what. John’s stangs looking good!

I get older, the congregants stay the same age

- Nice and slow. - Go, go, go, go, go!

George Washington was into

And wait 'til I get to college, man.

Hey. What are you doing here?

about how President Ford's old football head injury is affecting the economy?

You better get your priorities straight

You couldn’t handle that shit on strong acid

Ets, so nice of you to grace us with your presence today...

I mean, we got a shot at state.

What am I supposed to say? Anything you want.

What can I say? It's beyond me. Delivery guy bricked.

Pull over to the trash here. Pull over to the trash here.

A perfect female body. It's not a bad start.

New party’s at Scott & Mandy’s you going?

Nice try, freshmen. Tell you what.

Let me tell you what. Bo Nix looking good!

me and some of the other guys'll probably end up ridin' around.

Just goin’ at it

Zero starters coming back, 2 lettermen.

[Man] Concentrate out there!

You ought to ditch these geeks you're with

He was just askin' if you get high.

Get through there.

Lick me. All of you!

Say, Mary. You gonna get an iPhone ?

You didn't know that?

I'm blazin' with my friends, so I'm a fuckin‘ pothead, man. What's it to you?