Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lick me. All of you!

Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.

# 'Cause they found new toys #

[Boy] All right, let's rock and roll.

New party’s at Scott & Mandy’s you going?

A perfect female body. It's not a bad start.

[Carl] Pentico's got his brother's car.

You're taking Kev with you? No, he's staying here.

Replacing Heineman Top priority of the winter .

#I was in the right place but it must have been the wrong time #

Randy Floyd, before next fall You're in serious need of an attitude adjustment

- Nice and slow. - Go, go, go, go, go!

Full kegs, everybody's gonna be there. You oughta go.

Just goin’ at it

Let me tell you what. John’s stangs looking good!

[Squealing, Laughing]

I took it easy on you.

I mean, we got a shot at state.

Huh? Huh, motherfucker?

So guys have it all... the Madonna and the whore.

Hmm. Okay, Mitchell. [Chuckles]

Oh, I'm in. Bill, you and Eric pick up the first keg.

What is the matter with you? It's fuckin' pitiful!

Hey Kramer Show it to her!

Here's some more money for your pocket. You have a nice night tonight.

What can I say? It's beyond me. Delivery guy bricked.

I can't wait to get paid..ya when I get paid

Okay, great. We'll pick you up about 8:30. Okay.

#And party every day ## [Coughing]

Hey, you. Come here.

What about? Go get the door, man. Here.

What grade's she in? Sophomore.

Nice try, freshmen. Tell you what.

How should we inscribe your tombstone? [Laughing]

Aw! [Sarcastically] Aw! Don't think for a minute...

He's a dead man. He's fuckin' dead!

This arm ready to throw about 5,000 yards this season?

I don’t think we need birch tar anyways

Let's go, come on! Back it up.

Smokin' a J with 50 elves.

He was just askin' if you get high.

#Nobody's winnin' at this kind of game #

Say, Mary. You gonna get an iPhone ?

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

That's hot stuff

You can ride with us, man, but you're ridin' in the back 'cause I ain't gonna shotgun you.

You didn't know that?

Christofascism, I like that

don't forget what you're celebrating, and that’s the fact...

[Clint] Get the fuck off me!

this is got to stop i cannot graduate with all bs

Why aren't they after anybody else? [Tommy] They are, man.

Let me tell you what. Bo Nix looking good!

Chad.... ....tampering with mailboxes

What time is your party, man? 9:30, man.

Well, guess what, genius? I'm the one smokin' marijuana? You got a problem with that?

[Yelling] Now fry like bacon, you little freshmen piggies!

Marckus at Tonight's Raid

Let’s go smoke a joint, man, on the 50 fucking yard line!

Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!

George Washington was into

Put dogshit on my car Didn’t ya?!?!

#I went down the right trail but I must have used the wrong car #

That's a hairline fracture. What did you do? Holy shit!

I promise not to tell anyone. Okay, thank you.

I can't believe they did that. Man! God, no wonder!

Oh, that's great. That's good. That's good.

Just don't get him more than the other guys, any of you.

Air raid or it's your ass.

[Man] Concentrate out there!

Oh, well. Best not think too deeply on this one, right? Best not.

Get through there.

Hey man … put some Oreos on it for awhile

I get older, the congregants stay the same age

It's like our camp host Mark told us before one trip into the Idaho jungle! Flatlanders! Two of you going in dry. Two of you coming out wet

But I will never sign that.

How's it going? Good. What's goin' on?

Looks like we’re almost outta perfume

You couldn’t handle that shit on strong acid.

I don't know, man.

That's the kind of people I was tellin' you about.

Not me. I will, I guess.

You ought to ditch these geeks you're with

[Snaps Fingers] Will you marry me?

And wait 'til I get to college, man.

It's like the every-other-decade theory, you know?

Woo! You all ready to bust some ass? [Laughs]

Let me tell you what. John’s stangs looking good!

Hey, have you seen Jodi around? She left your ass.

I always feel a little out of place at these things, you know?

OTSF!! Only the strong survive!!

Imagine how many people out there right now are fuckin' man.

We had geography together, remember?

So did you hear they're busting Carl Burnett out back?

#Rock and roll Hootchie Koo #

My Favorite color

Here’s some more money for your pocket

I'm blazin' with my friends, so I'm a fuckin‘ pothead, man. What's it to you?

[Benny] Let's go kick some ass!

What am I supposed to say? Anything you want.

You couldn’t handle that shit on strong acid

You busted it didn’t ya!

What have you been up to? Same old shit, man.

[Mitch] Why's it called the moon tower?

# You drive us wild We'll drive ya crazy #

about how President Ford's old football head injury is affecting the economy?

[Engine Idling] Let's get together sometime.

I just wanna look back and say...

There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak.

Hey. What are you doing here?

Let me tell you what. John’s stangs looking good!

[Laughing] What have you guys been doing?

Pull over to the trash here. Pull over to the trash here.

Lookin' tough. Yeah.

Have You Called Highland AC?

So you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do?

I’m not worried.

You better get your priorities straight

That's a thought

All right, you little freshman bitches!

You've got an attitude adjustment you've gotta make right now.

# You keep on shoutin' You keep on shoutin'#

your ass gets so numb, you might as well get it over with.

[Boy] Hey, fuck her. I did!

[Tuesday's Gone By Lynyrd Skynyrd]

Zero starters coming back, 2 lettermen.

#Feel like I do ##

We're talkin some fuckin muscle

Matt and Eric.... Trying to get Emma to ditch class

Mitchie Mitchie mitchie mitchie

Let me tell you what. John’s Thunder looking good!

Ets, so nice of you to grace us with your presence today...

Over here. Now. Come on. Over here. Come on.

me and some of the other guys'll probably end up ridin' around.

I don't know, kellen. I've been doing so good on the golf course I'm going to take the fishing opener off and focus on my golf game

You oughta ditch the two geeks in the car and get in with us

Big trip, huh? We're going away for the weekend.

HUH?! HUH, MOTHERFUCKER?!

drives a mac truck and runs a 40 in 10.2.

Autopsy said he had one beer, man. How many'd you have?

No, I may of said something about you needing practice