Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Pink, you missed it! What's up buddy? What's up?

Hey, I hear my name over here? You talkin' about me?

Come on, stay down! Fuckin' dick! You fuckin' faggot!

Slater, lose it!

Oh, no! What should we do?

This is your one get-outta-jail-free card.

[Whispering] Slate.

She's gotten bigger. She was only 6'2, 195 in my day.

The cult was into fragrance man.

#He's sick He's obscene ##

I'm here, man. You gonna come along?

##[Continues Indistinctly] Go, go, go, go.

Cain gets older, his legs stay the same size

All right. It's almost over.

You see that? That's white lightning. See the shoes on that thing?

Man, someones ripping some bugle's

We’re the aliens man.

#And lead you into the promised land, so #

We're gonna go to the bathroom. Could you let Miss Wilk know?

Be a lot cooler if his profile was linked…

[Indistinct Yelling] ##[Continues Indistinctly]

Me and you, Benny. We wanna be champions together.

… what’s it to YOU?

If you're gonna sign that paper, man, you should throw a little grass right in the middle,

with that young vixen, you stud? You know how it is.

Lauro se la come

Imagine how many Bones’ out there right now are fuckin’ man…

I'm gonna get that guy. What guy?

#Move to the music #

I only came here to do two things, man, eat some Thai Food and drink some beer.

Aah! Oh, hi, Mom.

That hope chick? Likes you.

#And party every day #

You better get your priorities straight

Have a nice night.

You're dead man... You're So dead!!

[Pink] He's shooting at us! Holy...

Fifty of you are leavin' on a mission.

- in honor of your daddy Coach Conrad. - [Laughing]

Fairly uneventful, huh?

WHERE ARE WE GOING? HAPPY HIPPIE BREWERY! THEY HAVE A MOON TOWER

Just drop me off at my house. Are you still with me?

I would like to dedicate this 1st rail To my nostril

Get some from your mother, man!

Oh, God, hurry up! #Jim Dandy to the rescue #

[Man] Remember to eat a green thing every day, and have lots of calcium.

that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place,

Say, Montana. You got the draw odds?

Where'd they find Hirsch? Walkin' out of the rec center, I think.

Huh? The pledge sheet. Did you give it to him?

Oh. I guess I'll see you guys later? Okay.

What do you reckon you're gonna do?

Yeah!! U wanna try me bro?

Easy for your ass to say. Hey, man, there's nothin' you can do about it.

You gotta get some skies. They’re pizza cutters, man.

##[Cherry Bomb By The Runaways]

It'd be a lot cooler if they did.

2000 yards next fall JRH? Or you gonna be a pussy?

He went right down the middle, smackin' his head on every beam, man.

And it's a... Keep your eye on the ball. Dead issue!

Baby Mommy daddy grandma grandpa

[Indistinct Yelling, Laughing]

[Chuckling] You gotta get some tires. They're pizza cutters, man.

Rapelicans. I like that.

So, uh, who's buying breakfast?

# We gotta do better It's time to begin #

Yeah, right, Mr. Premature tag notcher

- Don, give the beer back, man. - I paid for the beer, man.

He grew fields of that stuff, man. That's what I'm talkin' about.

Yeah, see you up there.

Red's a good color for you.

Come on, hurry up. We gotta hurry, though.

#I ain't askin’ for much #

Uh, no. I got my own car. Thanks.

Like how bad? Bad.

Coach is right, Don. Those guys don't care if we win or lose.

You better get your priorities straight

Ow! he'll never forget!

You're dead man, You're so dead.

# Three bodies lyin' near the Spanish sea #

I'll pay you like... Tuesday and shit.

Just graduated. Graduated. Congratulations.

My grandmother's quicker & tougher than you pansies. Of course she's 6'3", 250 & runs a 4.5 forty

Aristocratic, white males didn’t want to pay their taxes.

Yeah? We just banged your mother.

...be a lot cooler if they did...

Let's go smoke that joint. He's in for a surprise.

Your Land Rover’ll be purple before the day is over.

a little ineffectual nothing the rest of my life, you know?

What? What are you talking about?

Yeah, what? What's up?

My Favorite color

Later. Woodward. Bernstein.

#School's out for summer #

#Believe in my woman #

[Car Engine Starting]

I ONLY CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS, MAN: TALK FOOTBALL AND EAT SNICKERS LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF FOOTBALL

PARTY AT THE MOON TOWER

There's someone out here who says he needs to talk to you.

The girls ahead of us were wild. Our class is worthless, man.

# We gotta rock all night #

Be a lot cooler iif you were

Pick me up a case of Kirk

Mr. Costello… Will you be gracing us with your presence today?

God, I hate that jerk!

You want us to stop by and pick you up?

Top priority of the spring

[Indistinct Chatter]

roll it up, sign the joint, man.

That's gonna tell 'em somethin'. That's what I'll do. Yeah. Assholes.

Hope you're not grounded or anything.

Mark! Watch the leather, man!

# Hail Seniors #

I only came here to do two things man: Spray some Midnight Toker and drink some beer

It'd be a lot cooler if he did.

I love those redheads, man.

Talk to this ooze right here

What I love about those au pairs. I get older, they stay the same age

Sunflower seeds... Zigzags.

Doug Kramer? Yeah, doug kramer.

Me after Going soft

Let me tell you what. James’s Semencawks looking good!

Listen, I'll pick ya up tomorrow at 4:00? Okay.

Seriously, everybody. Don't go getting soft on me this summer.

Remember me, you pig? [Imitating Pig]

you're sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around

Lick me All of you

It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

Just another day at work! Go Team!

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense.

Oh, shit. He needs another drink real, you know, bad.

Hmm, I don't know. Uh-uh.

it'd be a lot cooler if we did

I paid for the beer, man.

That Julie chick? Loves you.

Muling seltzers is a felony offense

Hey, Man, It's, It's Quality Not Quantity... Alright, man?

Marckus AQ40 Tonight

Oh, yeah. You want her? Gotta play it cool, ya know.

See ya in a few minutes. Right. Sorry.

Fellas, fellas! O'Bannion, what are you doin'?

You okay, man? Yeah.

[Starts Engine]