Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What I love about those au pairs. I get older, they stay the same age

So, uh, who's buying breakfast?

#And lead you into the promised land, so #

#I ain't askin’ for much #

#He's sick He's obscene ##

[Chuckling] You gotta get some tires. They're pizza cutters, man.

with that young vixen, you stud? You know how it is.

You're dead man, You're so dead.

Imagine how many Bones’ out there right now are fuckin’ man…

Oh, shit. He needs another drink real, you know, bad.

[Car Engine Starting]

You want us to stop by and pick you up?

Yeah!! U wanna try me bro?

##[Continues Indistinctly] Go, go, go, go.

Easy for your ass to say. Hey, man, there's nothin' you can do about it.

WHERE ARE WE GOING? HAPPY HIPPIE BREWERY! THEY HAVE A MOON TOWER

[Whispering] Slate.

Listen, I'll pick ya up tomorrow at 4:00? Okay.

...be a lot cooler if they did...

# We gotta do better It's time to begin #

We’re the aliens man.

Hope you're not grounded or anything.

He grew fields of that stuff, man. That's what I'm talkin' about.

That Julie chick? Loves you.

Aristocratic, white males didn’t want to pay their taxes.

You see that? That's white lightning. See the shoes on that thing?

#And party every day #

We're gonna go to the bathroom. Could you let Miss Wilk know?

Muling seltzers is a felony offense

He went right down the middle, smackin' his head on every beam, man.

# Hail Seniors #

# We gotta rock all night #

You're dead man... You're So dead!!

- Don, give the beer back, man. - I paid for the beer, man.

You better get your priorities straight

#Believe in my woman #

Remember me, you pig? [Imitating Pig]

# Three bodies lyin' near the Spanish sea #

Lauro se la come

[Man] Remember to eat a green thing every day, and have lots of calcium.

Me and you, Benny. We wanna be champions together.

I'm here, man. You gonna come along?

Yeah, see you up there.

Oh. I guess I'll see you guys later? Okay.

Coach is right, Don. Those guys don't care if we win or lose.

Huh? The pledge sheet. Did you give it to him?

Say, Montana. You got the draw odds?

All right. It's almost over.

Be a lot cooler if his profile was linked…

You better get your priorities straight

Let me tell you what. James’s Semencawks looking good!

Mr. Costello… Will you be gracing us with your presence today?

Me after Going soft

Just another day at work! Go Team!

Be a lot cooler iif you were

There's someone out here who says he needs to talk to you.

Like how bad? Bad.

Lick me All of you

I paid for the beer, man.

you're sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around

Yeah? We just banged your mother.

2000 yards next fall JRH? Or you gonna be a pussy?

I'm gonna get that guy. What guy?

And it's a... Keep your eye on the ball. Dead issue!

Cain gets older, his legs stay the same size

Aah! Oh, hi, Mom.

Slater, lose it!

Yeah, what? What's up?

She's gotten bigger. She was only 6'2, 195 in my day.

Come on, hurry up. We gotta hurry, though.

The girls ahead of us were wild. Our class is worthless, man.

Your Land Rover’ll be purple before the day is over.

Red's a good color for you.

[Pink] He's shooting at us! Holy...

I only came here to do two things man: Spray some Midnight Toker and drink some beer

Oh, yeah. You want her? Gotta play it cool, ya know.

that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place,

It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

What do you reckon you're gonna do?

Let's go smoke that joint. He's in for a surprise.

#School's out for summer #

Mark! Watch the leather, man!

[Indistinct Yelling, Laughing]

Fairly uneventful, huh?

Seriously, everybody. Don't go getting soft on me this summer.

##[Cherry Bomb By The Runaways]

See ya in a few minutes. Right. Sorry.

This is your one get-outta-jail-free card.

Yeah, right, Mr. Premature tag notcher

Hmm, I don't know. Uh-uh.

Fellas, fellas! O'Bannion, what are you doin'?

I love those redheads, man.

Ow! he'll never forget!

Pick me up a case of Kirk

[Indistinct Chatter]

The cult was into fragrance man.

[Starts Engine]

it'd be a lot cooler if we did

I only came here to do two things, man, eat some Thai Food and drink some beer.

Top priority of the spring

Just graduated. Graduated. Congratulations.

Man, someones ripping some bugle's

God, I hate that jerk!

It'd be a lot cooler if he did.

Oh, no! What should we do?

You okay, man? Yeah.

I would like to dedicate this 1st rail To my nostril

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

Hey, Man, It's, It's Quality Not Quantity... Alright, man?

PARTY AT THE MOON TOWER

Talk to this ooze right here

You gotta get some skies. They’re pizza cutters, man.

Marckus AQ40 Tonight

I ONLY CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS, MAN: TALK FOOTBALL AND EAT SNICKERS LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF FOOTBALL

That's gonna tell 'em somethin'. That's what I'll do. Yeah. Assholes.

Have a nice night.

Come on, stay down! Fuckin' dick! You fuckin' faggot!

Hey, I hear my name over here? You talkin' about me?

It'd be a lot cooler if they did.

[Indistinct Yelling] ##[Continues Indistinctly]

I'll pay you like... Tuesday and shit.

Doug Kramer? Yeah, doug kramer.

Sunflower seeds... Zigzags.

Where'd they find Hirsch? Walkin' out of the rec center, I think.

Get some from your mother, man!

- in honor of your daddy Coach Conrad. - [Laughing]

Oh, Pink, you missed it! What's up buddy? What's up?

Rapelicans. I like that.

Just drop me off at my house. Are you still with me?

… what’s it to YOU?

That hope chick? Likes you.

Later. Woodward. Bernstein.

Baby Mommy daddy grandma grandpa

roll it up, sign the joint, man.

Fifty of you are leavin' on a mission.

Oh, God, hurry up! #Jim Dandy to the rescue #

My grandmother's quicker & tougher than you pansies. Of course she's 6'3", 250 & runs a 4.5 forty

My Favorite color

#Move to the music #

a little ineffectual nothing the rest of my life, you know?

Uh, no. I got my own car. Thanks.

Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense.

If you're gonna sign that paper, man, you should throw a little grass right in the middle,

What? What are you talking about?